OT: Silly Putty vs Play-doh

[flyersfan4706]

You own a titanium dildo? That's kinda weird.

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Of the Flyers fan pocket book:

"Always have a titanium dildo in your possesion. In the event some one does not 'piss off' directly fire it into their anus. If your titanium dildo is not around mount said 'piss offless' person on a fire hydrant and forcefully shove them down"

Gotta stay true to the code, and I don't have a fire hydrant with me

 

[pixburgher66]

that's...wow. i don't know how to respond to that. hah.
i feel like this is poll is rigged though...a 6 point swing overnight? i dunno about that. who's making fake names and voting!

 

[elocomotive]

Page 1431
Section 9
Paragraph 3
Of the Flyers fan pocket book:

"Always have a titanium dildo in your possesion. In the event some one does not 'piss off' directly fire it into their anus. If your titanium dildo is not around mount said 'piss offless' person on a fire hydrant and forcefully shove them down"

Gotta stay true to the code, and I don't have a fire hydrant with me

LOL! That's good for a rep. point. Nice save!

 

[IPostedWhat]

I voted for neither since my choice is Bendaroos.

 

[dare2be]

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Section 9
Paragraph 3
Of the Flyers fan pocket book:

Is that a pocket book in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me???

 

[flyersfan4706]

Is that a pocket book in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me???

.06' x .002 paper gets that shit done! I have a pocket microscope, too.

 

[dare2be]

I have a pocket microscope, too.

Mine's a telescope :p

 

[Burns80y]

The versatility of silly putty is being over looked here.

 

[ritari330]

I leave for 30 minutes and somehow we change to titanium dildos

 

[flyersfan4706]

I leave for 30 minutes and somehow we change to titanium dildos

Your welcome. :p

 

[IPostedWhat]

Don't they sell titanium dildos on Shop Erotic with Andrea Lowell and Miyoko Fujimori?

 

[dare2be]

Let the general masses have their play-doh and eat it too. Probably the same ones that ate paste growing up.

We know where the superiority lies.

 

[Automattic]

silly putty...no freaking contest. it's probably because of scarred memories of eating playdoh, but the biggest thing is that it got dried up so quickly, and i HATED it. the best though was the goop you can make at home out of corn starch. anyone else do that? it was the bomb!

Next time you do it, get a hotel room, 7 hits of acid, a pile of coke, food coloring, and that special someone to share it all with........You're welcome....oh yeah, Orange juice too, lots.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Next time you do it, get a hotel room, 7 hits of acid, a pile of coke, food coloring, and that special someone to share it all with........You're welcome....oh yeah, Orange juice too, lots.

That sound like a night with IPW

 

[IPostedWhat]

That sound like a night with IPW

A night with me consists of lots of Heroin at a gas station bathroom, followed by waking up in a pile of your own puke the next day.

Good times.....good times.

 

[elocomotive]

Let the general masses have their play-doh and eat it too.

Oh yeah, Binney & Smith is a real mom & pop operation. Way to keep it real.