OT: Need psych warfare help

[puckhead]

1) if you know his e-mail address, sign him up for EVERY newsletter/spambot you can find.
1a) home address will work for those contest cruise boxes as well (they sell addresses to other spammers). be sure to include a rude middle name
2) spell out whatever derogatory descriptor you feel comfortable with on his lawn, in Miracle-Gro or some such fertilizer. It will spell out in much darker green for a very long time, yet you haven't really damaged anything, have you?
3) let the air out of two of his tires on a semi-regular basis (use valve, not knife).
4) drop some grass clippings into his vehicle's air intake. will take months to fully clear.

 

[mattola]

pay for a one year subscription to the worst **** magazine you can find and pay for it by a gift visa card so no name coming back (pay cash)

fuck for one year he gets the worst disgusting filth. it really is a funny prank on friends too... no puckhead I wouldnt ever do it to you...


you have a PO box?

 

[elocomotive]

2) spell out whatever derogatory descriptor you feel comfortable with on his lawn, in Miracle-Gro or some such fertilizer. It will spell out in much darker green for a very long time, yet you haven't really damaged anything, have you?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

1) if you know his e-mail address, sign him up for EVERY newsletter/spambot you can find.
1a) home address will work for those contest cruise boxes as well (they sell addresses to other spammers). be sure to include a rude middle name

This is always fun. Anything you can find where you need an address or number goes to him. The excess phone calls will keep him occupied so he won't have time be a narc.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

get your hands on some european chafer beetles and sprinkle them on the assholes lawn




/probably will destroy the lawns of your entire city but hey ... get some nematodes for your lawn and youll be ok

 

[dash]

Since this is in Columbus, Ohio, I suggest putting some official looking paperwork in his mailbox concerning zoning changes for a tattoo parlour just down the block. The fear of OSU football players zooming up and down the street at all hours should play with his head.

 

[puckhead]

This is always fun. Anything you can find where you need an address or number goes to him. The excess phone calls will keep him occupied so he won't have time be a narc.

As he is an old curmudgeon, I would assume his e-mail address is AOL or equivalent, so he wouldn't have the wherewithal to change addresses or even filter his new friends as spam.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Start a public Facebook page inviting all local Michigan fans to his house for a big Pro Wolverines kegger. No Buckeyes allowed, you scum sucking losers!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Fake notices from the city in his mailbox saying that a strip club is being zoned on his street, for example.

Dumbass will call every hotline to protest this fictional development. If you're lucky someone will call the men in the white coats to come and have the senile fuck removed for his own safety.