OT - I'm bored

[BostonAJ]

do smilies word count?

Just throwing random words out there now, aren't you.

 

[flyersfan4706]

FUCK YOU GUYS!


So....how is everyone doing?

 

[ritari330]

First time in my life I'm jelous of a stuffed animal.....

 

[flyersfan4706]

Im jealous of the arm.

 

[dare2be]

hey, I tried, but...

 

[dare2be]

some people can't count

 

[dare2be]

that elephant has a woolie

 

[flyersfan4706]

Pick the winner of the conference that your team isnt in for next year right now!

Wings

 

[BostonAJ]

Where's my fleshlight...?

 

[dare2be]

would that be the reg season winner, or cup winner? it changes my answer

 

[IPostedWhat]

There, 0 words.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Reg season

 

[dare2be]

that elephant has a woolie

aw, c'mon...no rep for that?

get it? woolie...made of wool, instead of wood...AND a reference to a wooley mammoth, or a mammoth wooley ....




geez

 

[flyersfan4706]

There, 0 words.

You're wrong

 

[puckhead]

What the hell man.

In the first 15 minutes I could of been done, be disappointed in myself, and then cry for the other 14 minutes.

I was smashed at some jam session one night, and wrote a long blues dirge based on a Gilbert Godfried joke. I tried to find a youtube of the joke, but couldn't find it, so you get my cheesy knock off: Think of a Howlin' Wolf style riff before each line (ba-danana na)

I was feeling way down
But I just got paid
So I headed downtown
Gonna get myself laid

Did not have the patience
Nor the inclination
To go to the bar
To try lines and salutations


So I go find a pro
Down this old place I know
how much to make me holler?
It's gonna cost you 200 dollar

Now you may be a hooker
But you aint much of a looker
What guarantees
That I will be pleased?


I'll give you a piece
And I'll make you scream
I'm a consumate pro
And I WILL make you blow

Now up in the room
She goes to freshen the bloom
Comes back to where I'm waitin
To find me furiously masturbatin


Now just What the hell
do you think that your doin?
You've already paid,
And we're about to be screwin

We've still got a deal
You'll still make me come
But for 200 dollars
You don't get the easy one!

 

[ritari330]

aw, c'mon...no rep for that?

get it? woolie...made of wool, instead of wood...AND a reference to a wooley mammoth, or a mammoth wooley ....




geez

you know it's a bad joke when you have to expain it....

 

[dare2be]

I was smashed at some jam session one night, and wrote a long blues dirge based on a Gilbert Godfried joke. I tried to find a youtube of the joke, but couldn't find it, so you get my cheesy knock off: Think of a Howlin' Wolf style riff before each line (ba-danana na)

I was feeling way down
But I just got paid
So I headed downtown
Gonna get myself laid

Did not have the patience
Nor the inclination
To go to the bar
To try lines and salutations


So I go find a pro
Down this old place I know
how much to make me holler?
It's gonna cost you 200 dollar

Now you may be a hooker
But you aint much of a looker
What guarantees
That I will be pleased?


I'll give you a piece
And I'll make you scream
I'm a consumate pro
And I WILL make you blow

Now up in the room
She goes to freshen the bloom
Comes back to where I'm waitin
To find me furiously masturbatin


Now just What the hell
do you think that your doin?
You've already paid,
And we're about to be screwin

We've still got a deal
You'll still make me come
But for 200 dollars
You don't get the easy one!

damn, too much to take in at this hour...where's the cliffnotes?

 

[flyersfan4706]

aw, c'mon...no rep for that?

get it? woolie...made of wool, instead of wood...AND a reference to a wooley mammoth, or a mammoth wooley ....




geez

But guys dont get fleshies. I am not made of wood. So that elephant had a plasticky (I eeven fit sticky in there) or possibly a stoney.

 

[elocomotive]

that elephant has a woolie

LMAO!

 

[IPostedWhat]

aw, c'mon...no rep for that?

get it? woolie...made of wool, instead of wood...AND a reference to a wooley mammoth, or a mammoth wooley ....

I never got one for my Chris Henry fathead comment either.