OT - I'm bored

[flyersfan4706]

Numbers 2 and 3 made you officialy one of the funniest people I dont know. I was expecting answers similar to #1 and #3 but #2 caught me by surprise.

Now here is a similar question. What if Chuck Norris had to fight a robot who had Chuck's DNA planted into it so it had the same strategical movements in mixed martial arts and bad-assism as the original had yet at the same time it would learn form its mistakes and would also study the growing arsenal of Chuck Norris's moves and improved him?

 

[Darkstone42]

Numbers 2 and 3 made you officialy one of the funniest people I dont know. I was expecting answers similar to #1 and #3 but #2 caught me by surprise.

Now here is a similar question. What if Chuck Norris had to fight a robot who had Chuck's DNA planted into it so it had the same strategical movements in mixed martial arts and bad-assism as the original had yet at the same time it would learn form its mistakes and would also study the growing arsenal of Chuck Norris's moves and improved him?

Silly flyersfan, you can't improve perfection.

 

[naslundfan19]

Nas, I've been on your profile page like forty times the last couple days just from missing the link to get into the thread. Just so you know.

About 1:35 in

 

[IPostedWhat]

You guys are out of the loop apparently. Burger King bought the rights to Chuck's DNA years ago, and gave the world this:

 

[IPostedWhat]

How else can he always sneak up on you and force fast food upon you?

 

[flyersfan4706]

Silly flyersfan, you can't improve perfection.

...what if the robot didnt improve, just use? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!?!

 

[IPostedWhat]

...what if the robot didnt improve, just use? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!?!

Have you been watching Superman III lately?

 

[Darkstone42]

...what if the robot didnt improve, just use? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!?!

Robots are still earthly entities, even if mechanical. They are not capable of perfect. And even if they are, they are not capable of Chuck Norris.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Have you been watching Superman III lately?

No I havent.

 

[scottflyers88]

i watched seinfeld today with bizzaro people.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Alright guys, I am out. Same place, time tommorow night?

 

[naslundfan19]

Alright guys, I am out. Same place, time tommorow night?

Someone'll be here!

 

[scottflyers88]

now that you all seem to be here.

 

[naslundfan19]

Rockies come back again to beat the Cardinals.

 

[scottflyers88]

phils lose again.

 

[Darkstone42]

Alright guys, I am out. Same place, time tommorow night?

Oh, bye.

 

[Darkstone42]

Rockies come back again to beat the Cardinals.

Freakin' Randy Winn. It probably wasn't his fault, but I want to blame him anyway.

 

[scottflyers88]

i blame bettman.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I failed.

 

[Darkstone42]

i blame bettman.

Yeah!