OT - I'm bored, Part Seven!

[Darkstone42]

I do.

My toilet's broken.

No, really. I keeps running the water. It's really annoying.

 

[Darkstone42]

Good job.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You've got a good, firm handshake.

 

[Darkstone42]

You're fired.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

it was my mistake

 

[elocomotive]

I do.

LMAO!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I forgive you.

 

[Darkstone42]

No, no, really, tennis is a cool sport.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

we can still be friends

 

[Vadered]

How's this game work, anyway, I joined the party late.

 

[Vadered]

You're right.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I've posted your bail.

 

[ritari330]

I'd so date you if I weren't gay

 

[rares]

This one time, at band camp...

 

[Darkstone42]

No, no, I wasn't on a date with your mom last night, and even if I was, I swear it didn't go anywhere. Really, your new brother isn't my son.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

It was my first time, too.

 

[Vadered]

That was fun.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

want some of my herion

 

[rares]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but your name is Sharon?

(do pick up lines count?)

 

[elocomotive]

EVERYONE PAUSE!!!