OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[Darkstone42]

I missed my own 7500th post...

 

[Darkstone42]

So do I get a toupee when I get hired here?

Who are you, eloco?

 

[ritari330]

Now we need examples of the World's Worst things to say at a job interview.

So is it an office rule that we have to wear ugly ties?

 

[flyersfan4706]

Hey you're retiring soon anyway, I should apply for your job.

 

[ritari330]

Now we need examples of the World's Worst things to say at a job interview.

How good is your security system?

 

[flyersfan4706]

Ever since they found that body I just can get a job anywhere

 

[Darkstone42]

Do you do background checks?

 

[flyersfan4706]

You wouldnt happen to know if the secretary is single, would you?

 

[IPostedWhat]

So how do you know when the round is over?

 

[flyersfan4706]

You better hire me, or else that week of sobriety was for nothing.

 

[naslundfan19]

Buzz!

 

[ritari330]

Now we'll move onto a game called if you know what I mean. This is a game for anyone who wants to post. You say sexual innuendos followed by "if you know what I mean" The scene is at the Stanley Cup finals.

 

[Darkstone42]

What do you mean I needed to finish high school in order to qualify for this job?

 

[Darkstone42]

Now we'll move onto a game called if you know what I mean. This is a game for anyone who wants to post. You say sexual innuendos followed by "if you know what I mean" The scene is at the Stanley Cup finals.

That Sedin handles his stick well, if you know what I mean.

 

[ritari330]

one more: Is there going to be a drug test?

 

[naslundfan19]

Tyler and Chris, I want you to read the credits like 2 really bored people. Goodnight everybody, thanks for watching!

 

[flyersfan4706]

Gary Bettman sure enjoyed the post game celebration in the locker room, if you know what I mean.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Ok, I can see that I'm not going to get anywhere posting in here for the time being. I'll try again later.

 

[ritari330]

That Sedin handles his stick well, if you know what I mean.

I hope he doesn't play with his brother's on accident, if you know what I mean

 

[flyersfan4706]

Those Swedish Twins know how to work rubber, if you know what I mean.