OT - I'm bored, Part Cinco!

[SLY]

So I just checked and I have 5 missed calls and 12 texts from her......

lol

SportsHoopla is increasing it's student density these days.

Yea, I just requested my transcript from my previous school. I know I am close to my Bachelors, just not sure how close. Havent been to college in 3 years.

 

[ritari330]

You must have made a heck of an impression on her.

Do you need my people to do something about it?

It's been 8 hours!

maybe that is something thay needs to be dome

 

[SLY]

a different direction? You trying to swing both ways Jeff?


Not that there is anything wrong with that...

What the hell would give you that impression? Only you Hooplonian turd faces could twist my sentence into that.

Meaning I am not going to work in a warehouse for the rest of my life.

 

[Darkstone42]

a different direction? You trying to swing both ways Jeff?


Not that there is anything wrong with that...

I hear there are even parades for it.

lol... that wasn't a blind date, that was an ambush

I approve of your word choice. Freaking Guerilla dating tactics...

Yea, I just requested my transcript from my previous school. I know I am close to my Bachelors, just not sure how close. Havent been to college in 3 years.

Unfinished business, eh?

 

[ritari330]

What the hell would give you that impression? Only you Hooplonian turd faces could twist my sentence into that.

Meaning I am not going to work in a warehouse for the rest of my life.

Jeff, I'm kidding.

<insert pic of.nepolian dynamite> gosh!

 

[SLY]

Unfinished business, eh?

Aye, I'm close to my Bachelors in Business Management. I'll prolly finish that up, and then maybe look into Finance or Marketing.

 

[SLY]

Jeff, I'm kidding.

<insert pic of.nepolian dynamite> gosh!

I know you were... And that movie was horrible.

 

[elocomotive]

You're moving rapidly up the bored ranks, eloco.

I know. Not sure if that's good or bad. Helps that my job isn't insane these days. That part is good.

 

[ritari330]

I know you were... And that movie was horrible.

I thought it was funny the first time, then I realized it sucked

 

[elocomotive]

So I just checked and I have 5 missed calls and 12 texts from her......

Are you fucking kidding me!??! Jesus. Didn't this date/attempted r*pe end about 8 hours ago? That's insane.

 

[elocomotive]

Aye, I'm close to my Bachelors in Business Management. I'll prolly finish that up, and then maybe look into Finance or Marketing.

I thought yesterday you were going to be a music producer.

Classic SLY!

 

[Darkstone42]

Look, Tyler, if you don't feel safe, I'll let you sleep on my couch in Tucson for a while until this dies down.

 

[ritari330]

So the friend who set up the blind date isn't really to blame. The chick came up to her and asked if she could set up a date with me. She thought I was cute or whatever but she gave my friend the impression we knew each other...

 

[SLY]

I thought yesterday you were going to be a music producer.

Classic SLY!

Lol, that as well, that is a small course. Its a certificate program done online.

 

[ritari330]

Are you fucking kidding me!??! Jesus. Didn't this date/attempted r*pe end about 8 hours ago? That's insane.

Yeah 8 hours ago.

 

[Darkstone42]

Well at least you were only ambushed by one person...

 

[elocomotive]

Possible escape text messages for Tyler...

RIT: "We re-signed Karl Alzner today!"
STALKER: "Who's Karl Alzner?"
RIT: "This isn't going to work out."

RIT: "While I appreciate a text/call rate of more than one per hour, I need a LITTLE space right now."

RIT: "This could never work out. I'm gay."

 

[SLY]

Bitches is crazy!

 

[ritari330]

Also on a funnier note, last night I called my grandpa in my sleep and told him i wqs in mexico city...

 

[SLY]

Possible escape text messages for Tyler...

RIT: "We re-signed Karl Alzner today!"
STALKER: "Who's Karl Alzner?"
RIT: "This isn't going to work out."

RIT: "While I appreciate a text/call rate of more than one per hour, I need a LITTLE space right now."

RIT: "This could never work out. I'm gay."

lmao