OT - I'm bored, Part Cinco!

[Winged_Wheel88]

You sinners.... :p

 

[Darkstone42]

You kidding? That'd be the 1 thing above humans! Being a honey badger would kick Ass

Valid point. I will never sin again in hopes of becoming a honey badger.

 

[ritari330]

And natural PB. Chunky of course.

only

 

[SLY]

What about an animal that is really boring to be, like a moth but you live a long ass time

Hmm... nah, living in a closet would suck. Any birds live like a hundred years. Or maybe a massive whale or shark.

 

[SLY]

Valid point. I will never sin again in hopes of becoming a honey badger.

Fuck that! I want to be a phoenix! Or a dragon!

edit: Are those real animals?

 

[ritari330]

I know, lol. I was just referring to your other head. Dirty jokes, muahahaha.

I got that, should've added a

 

[elocomotive]

Okay, 30 seconds...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Parrots have been known to outlive their owners.

 

[ritari330]

I think what happens is bugs become humans because wtf a bug gonna do to sin? Then humans become bugs, cycle goes on and on and on

 

[Darkstone42]

Hmm... nah, living in a closet would suck. Any birds live like a hundred years. Or maybe a massive whale or shark.

Birds all have short life spans because of how hard their hearts work in order to maintain flight. Turtles live for a really long time, though.

Fuck that! I want to be a phoenix! Or a dragon!

edit: Are those real animals?

That would be pretty epic. I think a griffin would be cool to be, too. Dragon would be the tops, though.

 

[elocomotive]

FAMILY FEUD - NATURAL DISASTER EDITION

ROUND 1

One answer per post, 100 people surveyed, top 5 answers on the board...

Name something that sound sleepers will sleep through.

 

[dare2be]

baby crying

 

[Darkstone42]

earthquake

 

[dare2be]

alarm clock

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

sex

my internet is slowing down

 

[ritari330]

EARTHQUAKE!

 

[dare2be]

chainsaw

 

[Darkstone42]

hurricane

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

car crash

 

[dare2be]

college finals