My high school girlfriend had one and one thing that they like to do is climb. They like being on the high ground for some reason. So one night after feeding it she didn't latch the cage and it got out and we didn't notice. A little later her mom left so naturally I began to deflower her daughter. We were nearing the crescendo and all of the sudden I feel these little legs scampering up my back. That little bastard climbed me in the middle of sex.
My girlfriend didn't know what had happened and thought that I was just making awkward noises mid coitus. So I finished up and threw the little fucker back in his cage. Odd part is that was the first time that I had claw marks on me following sex
I've had pretty good luck with animals. Worst case wasn't really bad...when I was 4 or 5 I was walking the dog with my dad for the first time out in the backyard. The dog saw a squirrel or something and took off, dragging me along the ground over branches and stuff. I thought it was cool!