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OT - I'm bored, Part Cinco!

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I hear ya Vee, gonna be an early one for me tonight.
 

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I just bought some beers from the packy, gonna go to this party thats like 10 min away for a little bit, and call it a night.
 

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I was going to tell you about the time I got attacked by a chinchilla.
 

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They're very small and they're very soft. People make jackets out of them. I just wanted to pet it. And it bit me!

I'm pretty sure it attacked because it smelled blood from when I fell earlier that night and suffered a pretty intense puncture would to my backside.
 

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The earlier puncture would was much worse than the bite. But he bit my finger and his fang went under one of my nails.

And I didn't make a coat out of him. It just made me sad that we couldn't get along.
 

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Funny story about a chinchilla...

My high school girlfriend had one and one thing that they like to do is climb. They like being on the high ground for some reason. So one night after feeding it she didn't latch the cage and it got out and we didn't notice. A little later her mom left so naturally I began to deflower her daughter. We were nearing the crescendo and all of the sudden I feel these little legs scampering up my back. That little bastard climbed me in the middle of sex.

My girlfriend didn't know what had happened and thought that I was just making awkward noises mid coitus. So I finished up and threw the little fucker back in his cage. Odd part is that was the first time that I had claw marks on me following sex :L
 

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It just made me sad that we couldn't get along.

You and Rodney King both!

Hey WW, I didn't comment on any of them individually, but I always get a laugh out of the bird pics you post, especially the ones last two pages.
 

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Under a nail...ouch.

I've had pretty good luck with animals. Worst case wasn't really bad...when I was 4 or 5 I was walking the dog with my dad for the first time out in the backyard. The dog saw a squirrel or something and took off, dragging me along the ground over branches and stuff. I thought it was cool!
 
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