OT - I'm bored, Part 2!

[naslundfan19]

Not bad, Chris.

 

[Darkstone42]

Not bad, Chris.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[naslundfan19]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Is this the Krusty Krab?

 

[Darkstone42]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick.

 

[naslundfan19]

How do you stop a black man from drowning?

 

[naslundfan19]

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

 

[Darkstone42]

How do you stop a black man from drowning?

You toss him a flotation device.

 

[naslundfan19]

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

 

[Darkstone42]

Why didn't the octopus have any friends?

 

[naslundfan19]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Darkstone42]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't remember this one. Why?

 

[naslundfan19]

What was the pirate's favorite letter?

 

[naslundfan19]

I don't remember this one. Why?

The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

 

[naslundfan19]

Why didn't the octopus have any friends?

Haven't seen this one yet.

 

[Darkstone42]

What was the pirate's favorite letter?

I don't know this one.

But according to actual jokes, it's either R or C.

 

[Darkstone42]

Haven't seen this one yet.

Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

 

[naslundfan19]

I don't know this one.

But according to actual jokes, it's either R or C.

Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

 

[naslundfan19]

Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

Ah.

 

[Darkstone42]

Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

I like that one. It's lengthy and detailed.

 

[naslundfan19]

Ahmed walks into Abbar.