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When I was really young I could not talk my parents into name brand clothes. One of the stores near me had a "slightly irregular" section. So when I would want something my mother would tell me to go look in the slightly irregular section. It might be something major, or it might be unnoticeable. I had a lot of slightly irregular shoes, most I never could discover the issue.^
There was an outlet store in Pittsburgh called Gabriel Brothers which sold clothes at a discount, that were usually irregular for some reason.
For instance I bought a Starter Hartford Whalers jersey, (Brendan Shanahan, #94) which there were no defects on so I purchased it dirt cheap.
A buddy of mine was so proud of his Red Wings jacket that he bought cheaply as well.
After he got it home he realized the patch on the sleeve had Detroit spelled Detriot lol
Every time I see one of these fanatic screw ups it reminds me of Gabe’s
The Detroit misspelling is pretty great!
Mod Edit - Slightly irregular clothes for a slightly irregular person!