OT: Andrew Dice Clay talks Charlie Sheen

[mattola]

lol.

 

[forty_three]

lol.

I can't wait to hear what Jakov Smirnov and Max Headroom have to say.

 

[KillerVee]

Why the fuck is he wearing an eye patch?

And, yes, Dice-man. This may be the one and only time I agree with you. The Charlie Sheen Shitshow is not funny anymore and he needs to get serious help because he's delusional.

 

[puckhead]

'Dice man' has an eyepatch, wearing a 1982 t-shirt and glasses (that he can't wear) from the set of Adventure of Ford Fairlane, and is smoking outside of a Sbarro's.

Charlie is still bangin' 20 year old "film-stars" on a pile of syndication money.


Sorry Dice, Charlie may be completely fucked up, but he still wins this one.
sorry - #WINs this one.

 

[dash]

I'm disappointed there was no Dice poetry...

 

[puckhead]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm disappointed there was no Dice poetry...

hickory dickory dock ...

lol

 

[Comeds]

Andrew looks great!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The Charlie Sheen Shitshow is not funny anymore and he needs to get serious help because he's delusional.

Winner.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

may 2nd rogers arena

whats the over under on # of tour stops for Charlie sheen before he dies

 

[sbb122]

Andrew looks great!

Why in the hell is he wearing Under Armour wrist bands??? Fucking train wreck...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

does the diceman have tanlines where his lambchops used to be - lol

 

[Darkstone42]

Speaking of Charlie Sheen...

Winning MaSheen - Free Action Game from AddictingGames!

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Why in the hell is he wearing Under Armour wrist bands??? Fucking train wreck...

Under Armour wrist bands, Gold's Gym t-shirt and a cigarette....I love it!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I can't help but think of this lump of gold every time I hear The Dice Man's name...

Andrew Dice Clay | Interview | The A.V. Club

This part in particular...

AVC: In the past, you've compared yourself to Rocky Balboa. It seems like you and the Rocky movies share a similar reputation, in that people pass judgment and think they're crappy before actually having seen them.

ADC: Well, Rocky is like a historical movie already—people just follow. Girls are learning to have sex from watching these ****os that offend me on the Internet. They just put the most dirty, filthiest things, the most deviant things, on the Internet. They're not learning to have sex from doing it. They're doing, "Oh, so that's what you do? Let me spit at his cock now for a while." I mean, please. I've been around for a while. And if we cut back 15 years ago, nobody was spitting at my dick. It's the funniest thing in the world, and they're all just doing it. I've seen it, and you almost want to go, "Do you know her? Do you know this girl? Do you guys talk? Why are you spitting on my balls?" It's laughable.

What do you even say to that? I just wish more interviews went in that direction...

"So, I noticed you use a lot of Superman references. How did those movies influence you and your comedy?"

"You know I've been dating girls, and they keep bleaching their anuses! I mean what's the deal with that??? I just wanted to watch a movie and maybe get a hand job, and these girls are dousing themselves in baby oil and asking me to punch them in the back of the head! When did this happen?"

 

[pixburgher66]

I'm so sick of Sheen. Just a personal opinion, but I really think it's sad when the media feels it's necessary to focus on him and the NFL lockout more than, I dunno, helping Japan and stories of the like? Funny at one point, but now it's just overdone.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'm so sick of Sheen. Just a personal opinion, but I really think it's sad when the media feels it's necessary to focus on him and the NFL lockout more than, I dunno, helping Japan and stories of the like? Funny at one point, but now it's just overdone.

You're not interested in knowing when Charlie Sheen is chugging down some Tiger milk? What is wrong with you?