Official MDP Commentary: The Most Official of All the Official Commentaries

[Marco Doubypops]

The halftime show they're talking about Doubybrows. He's a defensive guy. No way he comes to us.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

The Black Falcon looks like he's always looking around and tries his hardest on both ends of the floor. Very intelligent player, and we see that trait far too little.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Here's another thing about him, he's very quiet tonight, but even when he's at his best, he never forces his game. He takes what's there. And he can create his own shot without forcing a shot.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

The times when Harrison Barnes isn't in the game, I realize that I'm actually watching a College basketball game. Then I realize that college basketball isn't half as entertaining as an NBA game.

Bobby Knight can suck Aaron Grey's horse dick.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Harrison Barnes, not as athletic in the open court as Brozan, that's for sure.

 

[CarlWinslow]

barnes kind of looks like an alien, this is my first time seeing him

 

[CarlWinslow]

Harrison Barnes, not as athletic in the open court as Brozan, that's for sure.

you talking summer league derozan or nba regular season derozan who can barely dunk?

 

[CarlWinslow]

nc's number 32 runs like davis, bet he can scoop a handful of pellets out of you palm with his lips as well

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Scouring the internet, really the only knock on The Black Falcon's game that I can see is his passing, which is something that we would need from him. He even shoots a great percentage from the field, and college players rarely do that.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

you talking summer league derozan or nba regular season derozan who can barely dunk?

NBA DeRozan. Barnes just kind of slowed down, put the ball up, and hoped for a foul. It was a pizza and Sprite play.

 

[CarlWinslow]

there's number 31 ed davis

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Scouring the internet, really the only knock on The Black Falcon's game that I can see is his passing, which is something that we would need from him. He even shoots a great percentage from the field, and college players rarely do that.

Oh. ANd apparently his left hand dribble isn't very strong, but I haven't really noticed that.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

there's number 31 ed davis

31 for North Carolina?

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Harrison Barnes is basically the perfect player for us to take a shot on. I'm going to be heartbroken if we don't get him, and I'll be so pissed off if he's available and we pass on him.

 

[CarlWinslow]

31 for North Carolina?

yes

 

[Marco Doubypops]

The day Ed Davis wears a gay-ass tee shirt under his jersey, is the day that I go to Toronto and start a protest to get him traded to Indiana.

 

[CarlWinslow]

The day Ed Davis wears a gay-ass tee shirt under his jersey, is the day that I go to Toronto and start a protest to get him traded to Indiana.

you mean like this

i dont think burger ever didnt wear a t shirt at nc

 

[CarlWinslow]

 

[CarlWinslow]

trade ed davis

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Man, KDS is going to be pissed that he missed the game that Butthole got hurt in.

NOOOOOOOOOO! I'm so pissed! This commentary has been gold. Sorry team. Apparently, Tuesday partying is the new Monday when it comes to partying. Who knew? I'm druuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnk. So hoping I make it to work tomrorrw. Holl a!