OFF TOPIC! You're damn right I'm grilling!

[Eddie_Shack]

New York Strip steaks.

What's that you say? It's 20 degrees outside and breezy? I don't give a shit. Film a commercial about true hockey fans for all I care....This carnivore is about to tear up a piece of grade A USDA beef faster than them gators in the swamp are snatching nasty chicken legs from those bayou rednecks.:croc:

I grilled last weekend. I say there's no reason to ever stop grilling. Burgers, asparagus, onions, fuck yeah.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

I grilled last weekend. I say there's no reason to ever stop grilling. Burgers, asparagus, onions, fuck yeah.

Asparagus is the king of vegetables....my favorite veggie by a country mile.......hell, one of my favorite foods.....period.....even if it does make your pee smell funny

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Asparagus is the king of vegetables....my favorite veggie by a country mile.......hell, one of my favorite foods.....period.....even if it does make your pee smell funny

I throw it in a bowl and toss it with olive oil, salt, and pepper, and throw it on the grill until it's crispy. So damn good.

 

[johnnytata]

what?!?!?!?! how dare you not use standard internet abbrevietions when starting a new thread!!!



for fuck sake "off topic"?!?!??!?

what the fuck does that even mean?!?!

 

[Automattic]

Look what you guys started....Even the old farts are getting caught up in all the Jpeg madness...

 

[KillerVee]

Ship me some of your steak. No one ever grills for me

 

[Eddie_Shack]

You should get a grill.

 

[KillerVee]

There's one in the backyard. I don't know what to do with it!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Ship me some of your steak. No one ever grills for me

You live in SF, I'm sure you can find plenty of gay cooks out there that would be happy to grill for you.

 

[KillerVee]

Why they gotta be gay? What I'mma gonna do with a gay man?

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Why they gotta be gay? What I'mma gonna do with a gay man?

Grill him?

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Grill him?

Good call

 

[Eddie_Shack]

There's one in the backyard. I don't know what to do with it!

Is it a gas grill, or a real grill?

 

[KillerVee]

I've never touched it but I believe it's gas...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

pump up the gas grill
pump up the gas grill
pump up the gas grill

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I've never touched it but I believe it's gas...

Step 1: Light grill

Step 2: Turn it up, usually about halfway but each grill is different. You might need to experiment.

Step 3: Close lid and let it warm up.

Step 4: Throw on stuff.

Step 5: Pull stuff off when it's done.

Step 6: Eat.


I don't know what you eat, but everything cooks at different temps and speeds. I do a ton of grilling, it's not too difficult. Let me know if you want to fire that baby up.

 

[KillerVee]

I'd really rather just have someone do it for me.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I'd really rather just have someone do it for me.

Just stand outside with a sign saying "grill my meat, see my boobs". BAM!!!! Problem solved.

 

[quoipourquoi]

I'd really rather just have someone do it for me.

I hear they have buildings out there in California that cook food in exchange for money. I hear they even wash your dishes when you're done.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

I hear they have buildings out there in California that cook food in exchange for money. I hear they even wash your dishes when you're done.

I wish they had those on the east coast