SLY
Mr. Knowitall
lol @ balloons
lol @ you all loling.
lol @ balloons
I love my wife very much and couldn't be any happier, so if she wants fresh flowers and my johnson on Feb 14th every year then.....goddamn it.......that's exactly what I'm going to do!!!
Is Feb 14th the only day of the year she goes fishing?
At Lake Tox....my trouser trout is the only fish swimming around.
must..
resist..
urge...
too small joke...
have to throw it back joke...
can't do it...
must resist...
robo cop
I got a carnation today...too bad I'm pretty sure it's from a female friend who's just sad that she can't spend Valentines Day with her boyfriend and wants to give someone a flower. Oh well, I got a carnation
I'm ready for my back rub, bitches...
It's better than what I got. To quote Charlie Brown, "I got a rock."
Its 50/50 whether I will get anything for my wife or not. Depends on if I feel like making a run to the store. If so it will probably just be a card.
In my defense, it was her birthday yesterday.
Dude, I just laughed for literally 2 minutes straight...
oh, and Fuck you.
How about a purple nurple and we call it even?