now that the regular season is about to start

[WestCoastPhan]

I only have one concern...when does training camp start for the eagles?

 

[Cedrique]

Yeah, I heard a good joke the other day. Sean O'Sullivan walks into a bar. The bartender asks "I haven't seen you in a while, what are your doing these days?". O'Sullivan says "I'm a starting pitcher in the major leagues'

 

[Cedrique]

Also, a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "Because I'm a Phillies fan.

 

[Cedrique]

Ruben Amaro walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we're closed. It's my 50th birthday and we're having a private party." Amaro says "Fifty, you say? Ever think about playing baseball?"

 

[Cedrique]

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because he can. He does whatever the fuck he wants now. The Phillies are worse than the Padres (and every other team) this year, and even the Phanatic knows it.

 

[Cedrique]

Carlos Ruiz is at the doctors office. The doctor says "here is your prescription for adderrall and a note for mlb to give you an exemption." Carlos says "don't worry about it. I'll just get some from my sister in-laws boyfriend's cousins kid. It's not like mlb enforces anything."

 

[Cedrique]

Ryan Howard walks into a bar. He buys it.
Cliff Lee walks into a bar. He buys it.
AJ Burnett walks into a bar. He buys it.

 

[jvett77]

Every game will be dollar dog day plus free Johnnie Walker double shots if you stay till the games' end.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

A man walks into a bar and orders a double. The bartender asks him how his day was going. The man says not to good, someone broke into my car. Bartender asks if they took anything. The man says I don't think so but I did leave two Phillies season tickets on the dashboard. Bartender says: so they took them? The man replies NO, but they did leave two more!

 

[Retroram52]

Did I stumble onto a try-out thread for a second career as stand-up comics?

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Did I stumble onto a try-out thread for a second career as stand-up comics?

This is a result of being a Phillies fan. Venting is necessary!

 

[Cedrique]

Take my GM......Please!