Night Shift Fantasy Football

[Psych-Ward]

After I whip your ass up and down fantasy football lane,

I'm coming over and taken a crap into each of your hats, then

I'm going out back at your place, gonna rub my meat real good then stick it in your smoker!

You don't serve rice with smoked meat......

What the fuck are you serving at that kung pow palace

 

[Psych-Ward]

Hey you never know, the damn Chinaman serves a buffet, has a massage joint, and as you've proven he's a stewardess.....maybe he gets the jobs confused.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

After I whip your ass up and down fantasy football lane,

I'm coming over and taken a crap into each of your hats, then

I'm going out back at your place, gonna rub my meat real good then stick it in your smoker!

Well, I'm letting my son conduct our draft and our team this year, so when we beat ya'll down, remember that you got your shit pushed in by a 9 year old.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Jesus, I'm addicted to gifs.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Well, I'm letting my son conduct our draft and our team this year, so when we beat ya'll down, remember that you got your shit pushed in by a 9 year old.

Great we have to watch our foul language now!

 

[gobigred]

Well, I'm letting my son conduct our draft and our team this year, so when we beat ya'll down, remember that you got your shit pushed in by a 9 year old.

Sounds like your team will be better than usual

 

[gobigred]

Hey @Psych-Ward


What's with 3 points for 3 and out and 1 for a TFL. Won't that make defense scoring really high again?

 

[Psych-Ward]

Great we have to watch our foul language now!

As if that ever stopped you, you mother fortune cookie.

I mean really.....go sweet and sour pork yourself.

 

[Psych-Ward]

Hey @Psych-Ward


What's with 3 points for 3 and out and 1 for a TFL. Won't that make defense scoring really high again?

3 and out changed to 1....and wtf is TFL

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Great we have to watch our foul language now!

Oh no!! He won't be on the hoop. Are you fucking crazy. No, no .... he'll just be on yahoo.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Sounds like your team will be better than usual

Probably. he actually keeps track of players and stats.

 

[Psych-Ward]

Oh no!! He won't be on the hoop. Are you fucking crazy. No, no .... he'll just be on yahoo.

there's a chat on the draft while it's going on.

 

[gobigred]

3 and out changed to 1....and wtf is TFL

Tackles for loss. Dumbass

 

[Psych-Ward]

Tackles for loss. Dumbass

Says the corn cob fan......

Tackles for loss is only 1 point, do your players suck that bad?
Maybe @Edisto_Tiger son can give you pointers on drafting.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

there's a chat on the draft while it's going on.

Yea, but usually scrolls so fast that he won't be able to keep up and besides, he's heard it before. I try to keep him away from it but between my 3 brothers and I, it's futile. He hears plenty.

 

[gobigred]

Yea, but usually scrolls so fast that he won't be able to keep up and besides, he's heard it before. I try to keep him away from it but between my 3 brothers and I, it's futile. He hears plenty.

Will he know it's you if we start saying "the Bushmaster"

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Will he know it's you if we start saying "the Bushmaster"

 

[moxie]

This shit's today? Dang. Guess I better get a list put together.

 

[Psych-Ward]

This shit's today? Dang. Guess I better get a list put together.

Better get them pretty pink panties pressed for work early Chicky.

 

[moxie]

What's the order? Jesus Murphy. Don't be surprised if I try to draft Peyton Manning. I haven't studied shit!!