NHL Season Suspended

[Stunner_At_Staples_Kings]

Following NBA's lead, the NHL is suspending the rest of their games.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/12/nhl-set-to-suspend-season-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/

Article says Bettman said to reach out to their buildings to plan games in July. I feel like that would be weird to resume games like that. But everything is weird right now. So who knows?

 

[Debbie Does]

If we sacrifice Bettman to the volcano, will that appease the gods so we can have hockey again?

Even if it doesn't work, we could televise the sacrifice, anyway. That would be worth something.

 

[Debbie Does]

And fuck. The Bruins and Caps are leading their divisions right now.

 

[Stunner_At_Staples_Kings]

If we sacrifice Bettman to the volcano, will that appease the gods so we can have hockey again?

Even if it doesn't work, we could televise the sacrifice, anyway. That would be worth something.

What's crazy, is Bettman has been in charge for 4 work stoppages. So that's how you know the owners love him. He is cool with just being the face that everyone hates, and he keeps on trekking. But the owners are obviously making money and keep allowing him to be in charge, so I'd throw some blame their way too.

But we should just change Bettman's name to Bettboo, because no one can even finish saying his name before the boo birds start pouring.

 

[pete6835]

If we sacrifice Bettman to the volcano, will that appease the gods so we can have hockey again?

Even if it doesn't work, we could televise the sacrifice, anyway. That would be worth something.

 

[davnlaguna]

If we sacrifice Bettman to the volcano, will that appease the gods so we can have hockey again?

Even if it doesn't work, we could televise the sacrifice, anyway. That would be worth something.

It only works if you sacrifice a virgin, ( looks a Bettman ) ok lets get to it