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Discussion in 'Los Angeles Kings' started by Stunner_At_Staples_Kings, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. Stunner_At_Staples_Kings

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    Debbie Does 8 years of celibacy down the drain

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    If we sacrifice Bettman to the volcano, will that appease the gods so we can have hockey again?

    Even if it doesn't work, we could televise the sacrifice, anyway. That would be worth something.
     
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    Debbie Does 8 years of celibacy down the drain

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    And fuck. The Bruins and Caps are leading their divisions right now.
     
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    What's crazy, is Bettman has been in charge for 4 work stoppages. So that's how you know the owners love him. He is cool with just being the face that everyone hates, and he keeps on trekking. But the owners are obviously making money and keep allowing him to be in charge, so I'd throw some blame their way too.

    But we should just change Bettman's name to Bettboo, because no one can even finish saying his name before the boo birds start pouring.
     
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    pete6835 Buuuuuurp!

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    It only works if you sacrifice a virgin, ( looks a Bettman ) ok lets get to it
     
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