NHL screws Capitals... massive conspiracy! F#$# Betteman

[filosofy29]

I'm guessing anyone who thinks that joke is funny has never been raped by a unicorn.

Is it possible to r*pe the willing?

 

[IPostedWhat]

I remember seeing a picture like this that said, "In Russia, Map Fucks You!"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Is it possible to r*pe the willing?

You won't be willing for long when a razor sharp two foot horn begins to puncture your lung!

 

[filosofy29]

You won't be willing for long when a razor sharp two foot horn begins to puncture your lung!

Tell me when this starts to get bad.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tell me when this starts to get bad.

Oh I think we crossed the line a long time ago.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That might be the funniest thing I've read in months.

You've slowly but surely become one of my favorite posters. Not that you asked.

 

[elocomotive]

You won't be willing for long when a razor sharp two foot horn begins to puncture your lung!

And that's not even mentioning the pain involved in getting a rainbow shot into your anus! Don't ever get sent to unicorn prison.

 

[Dacks]

Great thread, but all this talk of unicorns has made someone feel left out.

PS I can't believe anything showed up when I image-searched "duocorns".

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Ya they screwed us too 5-0 it should have been 6-0.

 

[elocomotive]

Ya they screwed us too 5-0 it should have been 6-0.

That really brings the thread full circle. It's complaining about the refs, and the Sabres scoring 6 goals carries about the same statistical probability as being raped by a unicorn.

 

[elocomotive]

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PS I can't believe anything showed up when I image-searched "duocorns".

Sorry, gotta one-up (or two-up) ya...

It seems a shame that DevsOrko isn't in on this thread. This is right in his avatar's wheelhouse.