• Have something to say? Register Now! and be posting in minutes!

NEED PARENTING ADVICE ABOUT HOCKEY!!!

Mo_Cutter

'Member 34-13, Taters?
6,821
1
0
Joined
Aug 30, 2011
Location
L.A. / NYC
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
My 8-year-old son is already showing signs of homosexuality. He's wearing dresses, signing up for Disney princess fan clubs and only playing with girls. I want to nurture his true and biological sexual tendencies... so I chose hockey over gymnastics and figure skating as a sport that would truly express his gayness.

Could one of you guys tell me how much the equipment is going to cost?

thanks mucho!
 

IPostedWhat

I'm So High Right Now
45,362
25
0
Joined
Apr 27, 2010
Location
The Blue Lotus Opium Den
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Are you sure wearing skinny jeans and listening to Nickleback didn't confuse him in the first place?

i_learned_it_by_watching_you_bumper_sticker-p128591392321798857z74sk_400.jpg
 

Forty_Sixand2

Sleeper Pick
39,016
90
48
Joined
Apr 19, 2010
Location
The Nation's Capital (where the news comes from)
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
My 8-year-old son is already showing signs of homosexuality. He's wearing dresses, signing up for Disney princess fan clubs and only playing with girls. I want to nurture his true and biological sexual tendencies... so I chose hockey over gymnastics and figure skating as a sport that would truly express his gayness.

Could one of you guys tell me how much the equipment is going to cost?

thanks mucho!

hahaha this is ironic

....well, now it is....
 

Winged_Wheel88

ND 14 UM 45
129,431
12,056
1,033
Joined
May 6, 2010
Location
Michigan, USA
Hoopla Cash
$ 200.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
My 8-year-old son is already showing signs of homosexuality. He's wearing dresses, signing up for Disney princess fan clubs and only playing with girls. I want to nurture his true and biological sexual tendencies... so I chose hockey over gymnastics and figure skating as a sport that would truly express his gayness.

Could one of you guys tell me how much the equipment is going to cost?

thanks mucho!

Playing with girls is not a sign of homosexuality, sir.
 

Mo_Cutter

'Member 34-13, Taters?
6,821
1
0
Joined
Aug 30, 2011
Location
L.A. / NYC
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
This was my first thread in the hockey area. Howdy, ladies and germs.
 
Top