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Jack_John_Mark
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When I was 3 years old my Grandpa sat me up on his knee and I'll never forget what he told me. He said,
"JJM, as you grow up and go through life you're going to need to know a few things. First off, them titties. Them titties is every where out there. Every where you look, titties......big ones, too. You must understand that those titties are for you. You must squeeze them, hold them, suck them, motorboat them, or do any other way as you please with them. And remember that after 60 years they expire. So get 'em ripe if you can.
Secondly, beer. Beer, beer, beer. Don't ever forget that. You'll need it to survive in this environment. Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
And finally, there is going to be a time in your life filled with confusion. This will be the time when you come across some people wearing a Husker polo with a Creighton vest over top. These people are commie lovin' cock suckin' big black dick havin' no good for nothin two-timin' bloody tampons who suck each other off on a daily basis. Stay away from these fuckers and urge them to go back to the country they came from. These faggots call themselves "Jayskers" and they can't handle losing so they pretend like they like both teams. Gayer than aids, isn't it, JJM?"
"JJM, as you grow up and go through life you're going to need to know a few things. First off, them titties. Them titties is every where out there. Every where you look, titties......big ones, too. You must understand that those titties are for you. You must squeeze them, hold them, suck them, motorboat them, or do any other way as you please with them. And remember that after 60 years they expire. So get 'em ripe if you can.
Secondly, beer. Beer, beer, beer. Don't ever forget that. You'll need it to survive in this environment. Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
And finally, there is going to be a time in your life filled with confusion. This will be the time when you come across some people wearing a Husker polo with a Creighton vest over top. These people are commie lovin' cock suckin' big black dick havin' no good for nothin two-timin' bloody tampons who suck each other off on a daily basis. Stay away from these fuckers and urge them to go back to the country they came from. These faggots call themselves "Jayskers" and they can't handle losing so they pretend like they like both teams. Gayer than aids, isn't it, JJM?"
