Name my puppy

[BOSSMANPC]

Our family beagle was named Boris, it was original and works great for stubborn dogs! He passed away this spring at age 15.

Congrats on the Malamute! My wife and I are planning on buying a dog next spring. I really want a classic northern breed, I'm trying to convince her to choose between a Samoyed, Husky or Malamute. She wants something that's smaller and sheds less. Boooorrriinnggg

Cooling looking dog Dacks sorry he passed.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Lieutenant Drooly McFartypants

 

[geneh_33]

OH, just name him the Shitmeister and be done with it already!

 

[Comeds]

House training: Not in my house!

Damn that's funny.


How about Reginald? Tits McGee? Whiskey?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Stay.

Or Stains!

Juneau or Yukon

He's not a rocket scientist, or a DC sissy, Yukon is a possibility.

Balto!

Considered it, maybe a little too common for a Malamute?

Regent Denali

Sounds like the breeder will try to sell me the undercoat seal.

I think you should name him something proper like Stanley or Fredrick.

That way when you yell at him when he pisses on the floor or drags his ass across the carpet it will at least be somewhat humorous.

Jeeves? We had a dog named Stanley, named after the Cup of course. No sequels, sorry.

Robert Lang

/you did say he was going to be big

Ken and Mick will tell hilarious anecdotes about custom made doggy pants for his giant jiggling thighs, and he will have his picture up at the police station and the OCB.

Hey brother...

Don't want him to have a mother complex now, do we?

Grey Wind

50 shades of Grey Wind? 50 shades of brown yards?

Robert Lang

/just seconding Dash

I still have the offer of $50 USD or $20 in Bitcoins to anyone who can procure the gif of Lang going gorilla on a bottle of orange Gatorade, with a mass gush of orange spilling all over his crisp white home Red Wings sweater.

Then wouldn't Zdeno or Chara be more appropriate?

Makes sense... my dog is big, strong, can't ice skate...

ES from what I can tell about both you and the dog, 'Wolverine' may be the best choice.

Or you can use an alias for Wolverine like "Wolvie', 'Logan', 'Patch', or 'Mai'Keth'.

All are good names...

Hmmm... I like it

Tyrod.

His brothers are named Strut and Wheel Bearing.

dallas

then you can yell fuck dallas when he misbehaves

I like the cut of your jib.

damnit

Damnit shut up
Damnit get of the the trash
Damnit get off the couch

Maybe Bill Cosby?

Balto is a great name for a Husky or malamute. Not many know the history though.

Fuck Michigan......he would always come up to my wife cause she says that every chance she gets.


Chihuahua.......just to see the people break their necks when you say "come here Chihuahua"

I thought about naming him Buckeye, but the last thing I need is a dog that gets tattoos and mugs people.

Maddog_3198

DupDawg? Hmmm...

Or

Kobe or LeBron!

Just don't ever name him Michael or Vick!

I could name him Vick and teach him to fight humans...

If you have a wife or GF call him cockblock

That is what he will do

That would be too confusing, I can't name him after one of the kids.

Cuntpunt!

Or the other kid.

How about your SN -- Shack

I like it.

When he mauls visitors you can say "Shack attack!"

I'm actually trying to keep him from mauling people, but if he does I would like it to be in the name of an asshole Maple Leaf player...

Pavlov Datsyuk

If he escapes I'll never catch him.

btw, I hope ya like being serenaded by a 100 pound dog...they are singing bastards yo.

they think he will be closer to 130... Mals actually have a reputation for being pretty quiet unless lonely or distressed. Maybe I should name him Chris Brown?

Has O'Halloran been mentioned yet?

I will name the dog's turds O'Halloran

OOoooh...I'd go with Buck or Thornton for literary reasons. White Fang is a bit too violent, hah.

Maybe Jim Thornton...

And as a pun, his nickname could be Jeff.

(inside joke)

Great, so one day I'll come home and he will have decided that he's now the neighbor's dog?

Hokey; in honor of that dummy that coaches the Wolverines.

Fuck football, but I think I might call him Red in honor of one of the all time greats.

You could name him Marleau in honor of that sweet series winning goal against he scored against the Wings...

Ohhh, you son of a bitch... now maybe I will name him Stanley... and jam him in my ear like Roy. Sorry, I don't really know where I'm going with this insult.

Cheechoo!

So he'll only be a good dog if I pair him with a big horse?

I had my Malmute for 14 years had to put him down two years ago. Best Dog I have ever owned.



SHINOOK was his name.

Sorry to hear that man... I will try and post some puppy pics but I'm having trouble loading them.

Lieutenant Drooly McFartypants

My family already shot that one down.

 

[Comeds]

Malamute Jamal Warner?

My next one (hopefully long way off) might be Jack or Whiskey.

 

[Dacks]

I always wanted to name a dog Hachiko after a famously loyal Japanese Akita, but then they kind of ruined it with a terrible Richard Gere movie.

 

[Comeds]

I always wanted to name a dog Hachiko after a famously loyal Japanese Akita, but then they kind of ruined it with a terrible Richard Gere movie.

You didn't like ghost Gere? I liked it well enough until the end. Then bad.

 

[geneh_33]

So what in the world are you going to name him?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Undecided. The family will hold a vote tomorrow.

 

[dash]

Well, this thread has just been one long drawn out tease...

/Nicely played Shack, nicely played.

 

[dare2be]

I still think Norris is the front-runner. You can have Norris the dog chase Morris the cat.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

It's sweeps week, I'm going to rake my advertisers over the coals.

 

[tabascojet]

the finalists are?

 

[blindbaby]

Well, this thread has just been one long drawn out tease...

/Nicely played Shack, nicely played.

It's like we're trying to name Glenn Beck's dog.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I say you get 2 puppies and name them Jerry & Lawler.

 

[Wingingit]

ICE

Simple name and fits the breed.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

It's like we're trying to name Glenn Beck's dog.

I have a dog, and the knowledge of it's name is absolutely vital to the well being of America. If every American doesn't learn my dog's name and how I chose the name, and the secret back story of my dog, America is doomed. So if anyone wants to learn the name of my dog, tune in next week and I will tell you how to subscribe to my new TV channel, where I will have a special episode where I reveal vague but scary things about the government, and then entice you all into buying a book that reveals the name of the dog at the end. Also, don't forget to buy gold, when the inevitable economic collapse hits, gold will be the only thing saving you. This message brought to you buy Goldline.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

ICE

Simple name and fits the breed.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

I always liked Charger, Major or Sarge

Beautiful animal by the way