My Team is Collapsing!

[Bone]

The Rags haven't won a single game since Jan. 24th and have lost by 1 goal in 5 of their last 6 games.

It seems like they are too soft on the boards and other teams are just too strong for 'em, checking them around like a bunch fucking fruits at a San Fran rally.

I realize they are a very young team and maybe they will be good at some point, but if they are gonna start making moves they need to start by adding some heavy hitters with some skills and not just fists.

Anybody out there who would be the kind of player I'm thinking about?

I know you all hate the Rangers so feel free to relish at my dismay.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

3 reasons possible I can think of offhand...

1. Slats has money on the 'Canes and/or Buffalo

2. somebody in the locker room was designing a new play and accidently divided by 0

3. They have not fully recovered from Jeff Sly jumping ship ;-p.

 

[dash]

4. You dump Wade Redden and look what happens ;-)

 

[Automattic]

Is Gaborik Healthy? If so, you should just count your blessings and call it a day...

 

[pixburgher66]

Please stay collapsed for one more game. Just one more.

 

[SLY]

3 reasons possible I can think of offhand...

1. Slats has money on the 'Canes and/or Buffalo

2. somebody in the locker room was designing a new play and accidently divided by 0

3. They have not fully recovered from Jeff Sly jumping ship ;-p.

lmao, asshole.

 

[Bone]

Is Gaborik Healthy? If so, you should just count your blessings and call it a day...

They are as healthy as they have been the entire season. When everyone came back from injuries the slump hit.

Considering the way things have been going for my teams, I am calling it a day.

 

[Automattic]

They are as healthy as they have been the entire season. When everyone came back from injuries the slump hit.

Considering the way things have been going for my teams, I am calling it a day.

Now that I think about it, maybe you should break Marian's leg.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

lmao, asshole.

Exactly the response I was looking for.

My work here is done.