Or you don't know what restroom "she" wants to use?
Who knew snowballin was part of the olympics?My current favorite team is the Mexican synchronized swimmers:
CFB:
LSU
VT
Ole Miss
FSU
Ohio State
Alabama
Nebraska
Washington
Georgia
Clemson
Mich State
North Carolina
Utah
Wyoming
Army
NFC:
1A. Whoever plays Green Bay
1B. Seahawks
2. Panthers
3. Lions
4. Falcons
5. Vikings
AFC:
1A. Whoever plays New England
1B. Bengals
2. Chiefs
3. Ravens
4. Colts
5. Texans
And if you actually went to college, you root for your school.But if you're a huge football fan, true historian, and grew up during the Golden Age of the NFL and CFB, you go through periods of time where you get attached to certain teams and programs for various reasons.
Sure, many will pretend they've never had lots of favorites. Fact is, the vast majority here are millennials with no knowledge or appreciation of history, thus their opinions are irrelevant.
But if you're a huge football fan, true historian, and grew up during the Golden Age of the NFL and CFB, you go through periods of time where you get attached to certain teams and programs for various reasons.
Here's mine:
LSU - DEATH VALLEY + Savage Defense + Saban + SEC speed + Hot women + Corndogs
VT - Bruce Smith + old school Beamer + Defense + savage Special Teams & Blocked punts for TD's
Ole Miss - Colonel Reb + Confederate Flag + Uniforms + Archie Manning + Hottest girls & best parties
FSU - Warchant + Defense + Speed + Bobby Bowden + Deion Sanders + Helmets + hated Miami & Florida
Ohio State - Bucknut stickers + The Shoe + Speed + Cris Carter + Eddie George + always hated Michigan
Alabama - Defense + Bear Bryant + Tide Man + Crimson + Helmet numbers + Saban + Savage + SEC speed
Nebraska - Tom Osborne + Blackshirts + Defense + Lawrence Phillips + Ahman Green + always hated OU & UT
Washington - Don James + Defense + Cold + Loud fans + Purple + Napoleon Kaufman
Georgia - Hershel Walker + Helmets + Uga + Between The Hedges + Defense + SEC speed
Clemson - Death Valley Jr + the Rock + crazy Fans + Sick helmets & colors + Speed
Mich State - Saban + Defense + Dantonio + Andre Rison + Lorenzo White + hated Michigan
North Carolina - Lawrence Taylor + all Powder blue Uni's + Helmets + Sideline hedges
Utah - Helmet Logo + Defense + vicious Crowd
Wyoming - Brown & Yellow Colors (reminded me of retro SD Padres) + Helmet logo + quality Country Folk
Army - Always cheered for them against Navy b/c guys in Army fight hand-to-hand, not from boats
NFC:
1A. Whoever plays Green Bay - detest the Packers
1B. Seahawks - Curt Warner + Steve Largent + Dave Krieg + Kingdome + angry Seahawk Eye helmets
2. Panthers - Dom Capers + Defense + Steve Smith + Cam + expansion team
3. Lions - Barry Sanders + Mike Utley + Silverdome + Logo + Megatron + buffoon Wayne Fontes
4. Falcons - Deion Sanders + Bad Moon Rison + Fulton County Stadium + retro all-red Helmets & Uni's
5. Vikings - Purple People Eaters + Tarkenton + Cris Carter + freezing Cold + Jerry Burns + Helmets
AFC:
1A. Whoever plays New England - detest the Patriots
1B. Bengals - Jungle + Helmets + Ickey Woods + Boomer Esiason + Collinsworth
2. Chiefs - Derrick Thomas + Warchant + Helmets + Christian Okoye + Arrowhead Crowd
3. Ravens - used to be the Browns who I loved b/c of Dog Pound+ sick Defense + Ray Lewis
4. Colts - Logo + Helmets + Eric Dickerson + Manning + Wayne + Harrison + Faulk
5. Texans - felt bad for Houston fans because I loved the Oilers and Warren Moon
Sure, many will pretend they've never had lots of favorites. Fact is, the vast majority here are millennials with no knowledge or appreciation of history, thus their opinions are irrelevant.
But if you're a huge football fan, true historian, and grew up during the Golden Age of the NFL and CFB, you go through periods of time where you get attached to certain teams and programs for various reasons.
Here's mine:
LSU - DEATH VALLEY + Savage Defense + Saban + SEC speed + Hot women + Corndogs
VT - Bruce Smith + old school Beamer + Defense + savage Special Teams & Blocked punts for TD's
Ole Miss - Colonel Reb + Confederate Flag + Uniforms + Archie Manning + Hottest girls & best parties
FSU - Warchant + Defense + Speed + Bobby Bowden + Deion Sanders + Helmets + hated Miami & Florida
Ohio State - Bucknut stickers + The Shoe + Speed + Cris Carter + Eddie George + always hated Michigan
Alabama - Defense + Bear Bryant + Tide Man + Crimson + Helmet numbers + Saban + Savage + SEC speed
Nebraska - Tom Osborne + Blackshirts + Defense + Lawrence Phillips + Ahman Green + always hated OU & UT
Washington - Don James + Defense + Cold + Loud fans + Purple + Napoleon Kaufman
Georgia - Hershel Walker + Helmets + Uga + Between The Hedges + Defense + SEC speed
Clemson - Death Valley Jr + the Rock + crazy Fans + Sick helmets & colors + Speed
Mich State - Saban + Defense + Dantonio + Andre Rison + Lorenzo White + hated Michigan
North Carolina - Lawrence Taylor + all Powder blue Uni's + Helmets + Sideline hedges
Utah - Helmet Logo + Defense + vicious Crowd
Wyoming - Brown & Yellow Colors (reminded me of retro SD Padres) + Helmet logo + quality Country Folk
Army - Always cheered for them against Navy b/c guys in Army fight hand-to-hand, not from boats
NFC:
1A. Whoever plays Green Bay - detest the Packers
1B. Seahawks - Curt Warner + Steve Largent + Dave Krieg + Kingdome + angry Seahawk Eye helmets
2. Panthers - Dom Capers + Defense + Steve Smith + Cam + expansion team
3. Lions - Barry Sanders + Mike Utley + Silverdome + Logo + Megatron + buffoon Wayne Fontes
4. Falcons - Deion Sanders + Bad Moon Rison + Fulton County Stadium + retro all-red Helmets & Uni's
5. Vikings - Purple People Eaters + Tarkenton + Cris Carter + freezing Cold + Jerry Burns + Helmets
AFC:
1A. Whoever plays New England - detest the Patriots
1B. Bengals - Jungle + Helmets + Ickey Woods + Boomer Esiason + Collinsworth
2. Chiefs - Derrick Thomas + Warchant + Helmets + Christian Okoye + Arrowhead Crowd
3. Ravens - used to be the Browns who I loved b/c of Dog Pound+ sick Defense + Ray Lewis
4. Colts - Logo + Helmets + Eric Dickerson + Manning + Wayne + Harrison + Faulk
5. Texans - felt bad for Houston fans because I loved the Oilers and Warren Moon
His favorite is the lipstick parties where he is the only one putting on the lipstick.
And if you actually went to college, you root for your school.
I would think you would be more turned off by their stupid alumni (or at least one particular alumnus.)I only liked my school's teams when I went there, indifferent about them before and have rooted against them after due to their pansy administrations.
Can somebody clear this up for me? If your list starts with "whoever is playing (insert team)" as your favorite, doesn't that make you a hater and not a fan?
That's a lot of addition. But I'd still like to solve:Sure, many will pretend they've never had lots of favorites. Fact is, the vast majority here are millennials with no knowledge or appreciation of history, thus their opinions are irrelevant.
But if you're a huge football fan, true historian, and grew up during the Golden Age of the NFL and CFB, you go through periods of time where you get attached to certain teams and programs for various reasons.
Here's mine:
LSU - DEATH VALLEY + Savage Defense + Saban + SEC speed + Hot women + Corndogs
VT - Bruce Smith + old school Beamer + Defense + savage Special Teams & Blocked punts for TD's
Ole Miss - Colonel Reb + Confederate Flag + Uniforms + Archie Manning + Hottest girls & best parties
FSU - Warchant + Defense + Speed + Bobby Bowden + Deion Sanders + Helmets + hated Miami & Florida
Ohio State - Bucknut stickers + The Shoe + Speed + Cris Carter + Eddie George + always hated Michigan
Alabama - Defense + Bear Bryant + Tide Man + Crimson + Helmet numbers + Saban + Savage + SEC speed
Nebraska - Tom Osborne + Blackshirts + Defense + Lawrence Phillips + Ahman Green + always hated OU & UT
Washington - Don James + Defense + Cold + Loud fans + Purple + Napoleon Kaufman
Georgia - Hershel Walker + Helmets + Uga + Between The Hedges + Defense + SEC speed
Clemson - Death Valley Jr + the Rock + crazy Fans + Sick helmets & colors + Speed
Mich State - Saban + Defense + Dantonio + Andre Rison + Lorenzo White + hated Michigan
North Carolina - Lawrence Taylor + all Powder blue Uni's + Helmets + Sideline hedges
Utah - Helmet Logo + Defense + vicious Crowd
Wyoming - Brown & Yellow Colors (reminded me of retro SD Padres) + Helmet logo + quality Country Folk
Army - Always cheered for them against Navy b/c guys in Army fight hand-to-hand, not from boats
NFC:
1A. Whoever plays Green Bay - detest the Packers
1B. Seahawks - Curt Warner + Steve Largent + Dave Krieg + Kingdome + angry Seahawk Eye helmets
2. Panthers - Dom Capers + Defense + Steve Smith + Cam + expansion team
3. Lions - Barry Sanders + Mike Utley + Silverdome + Logo + Megatron + buffoon Wayne Fontes
4. Falcons - Deion Sanders + Bad Moon Rison + Fulton County Stadium + retro all-red Helmets & Uni's
5. Vikings - Purple People Eaters + Tarkenton + Cris Carter + freezing Cold + Jerry Burns + Helmets
AFC:
1A. Whoever plays New England - detest the Patriots
1B. Bengals - Jungle + Helmets + Ickey Woods + Boomer Esiason + Collinsworth
2. Chiefs - Derrick Thomas + Warchant + Helmets + Christian Okoye + Arrowhead Crowd
3. Ravens - used to be the Browns who I loved b/c of Dog Pound+ sick Defense + Ray Lewis
4. Colts - Logo + Helmets + Eric Dickerson + Manning + Wayne + Harrison + Faulk
5. Texans - felt bad for Houston fans because I loved the Oilers and Warren Moon
So you're not really a fan then, you're a hater. I understand, I believe you should understand the difference.Listen, I hate your team with vengeance so I always root for your opponents.. how hard is that for you to understand?
@BigDGarciaFanWho knew snowballin was part of the olympics?