Mock Draft Chat

[CitySushi]

I would love to mess Nos' team up to no return...but usually he does this himself

Ok fine, LETS DO IT. Let's fuck some shit up!

 

[femurov]

Ok fine, LETS DO IT. Let's fuck some shit up!

There's the Asian we all know and love!

 

[Nosferatu]

Can someone remind me the rules of the Beastie Boys Draft??

 

[Shanemansj13]

Can someone remind me the rules of the Beastie Boys Draft??

Let's do a sabotage Draft. NFL, 24 man draft, all-time open.

Each GM selects 10 players first, normal rounds.

After that, each team is randomly re-assigned to another GM. They will have to make the next 8 picks for the team they are assigned. The requirement is that each player they select must have an open position available on that team (i.e. you can't draft 4 centers for your o-line or 5 DE's. you have to fill the roster out as you would a regular one). 2 of the 8 players selected must be in the Hall of Fame and each player must have at least 1 pro-bowl appearance. The goal is to make that team as bad as you can for those 8 picks.

The team is then shifted back to the original GM, who rounds out the last 6 picks for their own teams.

You'll have so many unbalanced teams and "overrated" players listed that it'll be a shit show trying to figure out who's team would beat who's. I think it would get the drafts out of their funk with some arguments and some general laughs.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Has me somewhat skeptical as well reading back over the rules.

We will definitely need to make some changes and restrictions on how bad the players are in a way. Game restriction, as well as a PB restriction like, for the 8 rounds you choose for another player (or how many rounds we decide), you have to draft:

1 HOF (any HOF'r)
1 HOF (had to win MVP, OPOY or DPOY)
2 players that made 5+ PB's
2 players that made 2+ PB's
2 players that never made a PB (had to play so many games)

 

[Mookie]

screw that I'm just giving someone 8 Al Del Grecos

 

[Nosferatu]

screw that I'm just giving someone 8 Al Del Grecos

You better read the OP, Del Greco never made the pro bowl!! lolzzz

 

[Mookie]

You better read the OP, Del Greco never made the pro bowl!! lolzzz

 

[Shanemansj13]

Someone better get ready for a lethal combo of Kordell Stewart to Braylon Edwards

 

[Nosferatu]

Someone better get ready for a lethal combo of Kordell Stewart to Braylon Edwards

Edwards wasn't a bad player he was just drafted by a horrible franchise.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Edwards wasn't a bad player he was just drafted by a horrible franchise.

He was notorious for dropping passes. Hell of a college player and even athlete but he didn't pan out...not bc of the franchise. He played for multiple franchises. He had that one breakout year but nothing more than a one hit wonder

 

[Nosferatu]

He was notorious for dropping passes. Hell of a college player and even athlete but he didn't pan out...not bc of the franchise. He played for multiple franchises. He had that one breakout year but nothing more than a one hit wonder

He was a good player, being on the Browns ruined him!

 

[Shanemansj13]

He was a good player, being on the Browns ruined him!

He wasnt cut out for the league...like ole Kirk

 

[Nosferatu]

He wasnt cut out for the league...like ole Kirk

Cousins > Mayfield

 

[Nosferatu]

Let's do a sabotage Draft. NFL, 24 man draft, all-time open.

Each GM selects 10 players first, normal rounds.

After that, each team is randomly re-assigned to another GM. They will have to make the next 8 picks for the team they are assigned. The requirement is that each player they select must have an open position available on that team (i.e. you can't draft 4 centers for your o-line or 5 DE's. you have to fill the roster out as you would a regular one). 2 of the 8 players selected must be in the Hall of Fame and each player must have at least 1 pro-bowl appearance. The goal is to make that team as bad as you can for those 8 picks.

The team is then shifted back to the original GM, who rounds out the last 6 picks for their own teams.

You'll have so many unbalanced teams and "overrated" players listed that it'll be a shit show trying to figure out who's team would beat who's. I think it would get the drafts out of their funk with some arguments and some general laughs.

So, who wants to do this?

 

[Shanemansj13]

Cousins > Mayfield

I would hope so, dude has been in the league for 8 years lolzzz

 

[Shanemansj13]

So, who wants to do this?

I want to try it. Fuck it. If it doesn't workout, we won't do it again. Could open up to new future ideas though.

I think we could change this up a little though

 

[Mookie]

I want to try it. Fuck it. If it doesn't workout, we won't do it again. Could open up to new future ideas though.

I think we could change this up a little though

yeah I guess I'm in for the shitshow why not lol

 

[Mookie]

please make it not too "researchy"

 

[Nosferatu]

please make it not too "researchy"

I was gonna say we must draft 5 players who's great-grandmothers were hookers in the great war!