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Minnesota Viking's new stadium kills birds

Sharkonabicycle

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1) Chicken wing supply
2) The stadium cost over $1B... that's a bigger travesty to the people of Minnesota
3) Less bird flu
4) Easily solved with fake owls
5) Birds crash into buildings all the time
6) More jobs for window cleaners
7) Nobody cares about the Vikings anyway

I fail to see the problem. Half the birds are probably fucking annoying everyone in the morning or useless pigeons anyway.
 

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mmmmm bludgeoned robin mmmmmmm
 

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First Prince, now birds.

They were better off with a stadium that refused to have a roof.

Next thing you know, bridges will start collapsing.

Wait...
 

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Fran never needed no stinkin roof.


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Screw you, Philadelphia Eagles!
Screw you, Atlanta Falcons!
Screw you, Arizona Cardinals!
Screw you, Seattle Seahawks!
Screw you, Baltimore Ravens!

Next they will be working on ways to take out the land animals, especially lions and bears.
 

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This ^^ ... they used to be a tough bunch until they got sissified and started playing in a dome.


glad the AFC only has 2 teams with domes and they do play in the weakest div
 

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I hated the Kingdome. It was a cement pos. Nothing like CenturyLink Field.


True they should leave the dome's to arena football, football isn't the same w/o the natural elements. Just like watching your team a few years vs Minn in playoffs where they missed the FG and lost 9-10, it was like 0 degrees. And the biggest kick for me was to see an 80 something yr old Bud Grant go out to do a coin toss in a short sleeve shirt. that guy is a man's man
 
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