MDP Commentary: We Need Nicknames for When Harrison Barnes Shows Up Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

That was a pussy assist from Flabby Vagina-Mouth. No wonder he ass-pisses 10 per game.

 

[froman77]

more fast break points! wow! what an idea!

 

[froman77]

somethings wrong with demar. WHY DOESNT HE DUNK ANY MORE

 

[froman77]

demar's way too gun shy. someone needs to give him a a motivational speech

 

[Marco Doubypops]

somethings wrong with demar. WHY DOESNT HE DUNK ANY MORE

Wrists. They're too valuble to him and he doesn't want to scratch his beautiful wrists up. Also, shoes don't fit.

 

[froman77]

oh good another loss. plus i can stop watching the game by 830

 

[CarlWinslow]

derozan is playing like a complete pussy, and the refs did it. They hurt him by giving him no calls and now he thinks he's antoine wright.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Wrists. They're too valuble to him and he doesn't want to scratch his beautiful wrists up. Also, shoes don't fit.

leg wraps are also too tight, ankles over taped

 

[Marco Doubypops]

this is just going to be another one of those nights when I'll prolly ditch at halftime. Save us, Hans Solo!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Wrists. They're too valuble to him and he doesn't want to scratch his beautiful wrists up. Also, shoes don't fit.

leg wraps are also too tight, ankles over taped

Now that I look at the tape, maybe he just had some boogies in his nose. He'll be fine now.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Cheeseburger stat-padding! Dance Party!

 

[CarlWinslow]

Is Amir really only 6'9''? I thought he was more like 6'11''.

a few seasons ago when the raps aquired him he claimed to have grown in the offseason and was a seven footer. As it turned out amir was just high

 

[froman77]

why is this the first time we're running this season? this is beautiful!

 

[froman77]

the funkasaurs is in! somebody call my momma!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

What the fuck is this lineup? Swag Casey isn't even trying.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Are we at 20-something turnovers yet?

 

[CarlWinslow]

my fuck these games just suck. losing with triano was way more entertaining



oh and by the way guys, jose beleives in this current system. and by beleive he means his stats are up and he's about to get overpaid again so who cares if they score 50

 

[Marco Doubypops]

my fuck these games just suck. losing with triano was way more entertaining



oh and by the way guys, jose beleives in this current system. and by beleive he means his stats are up and he's about to get overpaid again so who cares if they score 50

If we give Jose another contract, I swear I'm switching teams. I'll hop on the OKC bandwagon.

 

[CarlWinslow]

i think im going to have to switch to funkasauras with fro. at least until the ufc is on

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Look at our defensive rotations, it's designed to smother the ball and not leave anyone open inside, but teams are getting open threes like mad on us. Not a very good system.