MDP Commentary: We Need Nicknames for When Harrison Barnes Shows Up Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

Barney is too obvious, though posting the purple dino all the time would be funny.

Also, guys who pound their own chests like Bosh are always selfish assholes, but we need anybody to play over Rupaul Butthole.

 

[froman77]

the funkasaurus?

although i feel like aaron gray deserves that nickname

 

[froman77]

lets call him barnesnani

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Sweet, it's a TSN game. That means Jack and Matt.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

lets call him barnesnani

Respect on that one. That gets my vote so far.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Almost every home game, you can see Cheeseburger looking at the scouting report. Either he hasn't even looked at it until that point and has no fucking clue who the guys are that he's reading about, or he hasn't even looked at it up until that point but he tells the cameraman to get a shot with him in it of him looking at the scouting report as if he's working really hard at this.

I see what he's doing.

 

[froman77]

i got barnes' nickname.

whos the only other guy in the world with the first name Harrison?

can u get it?












got it yet?

































HARRISON FORD!!!

so this means we can choose between...

hans solo
indiana jones
air force one

and spend the next decade spamming gifs like this one

 

[froman77]

plus if we go with han solo, when we inevitably draft some incredibly hairy euro player, their nickname automatically becomes chewbacca

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Is Amir really only 6'9''? I thought he was more like 6'11''.

 

[froman77]

Is Amir really only 6'9''? I thought he was more like 6'11''.

yup 6'9

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Han Solo is also a really good option.

 

[froman77]

MDP did u find they were pumping way too much music into the game last friday?

 

[froman77]

did we just get fast break points!!! yesssssssss!!!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

James Johnson looks great already today. Calling for the ball, blocking shots, dunking.

Fuck yeah! Johnson & Johnson

 

[Marco Doubypops]

MDP did u find they were pumping way too much music into the game last friday?

Yeah, what's the deal with that shit this year. And Toronto isn't even close to being the worst in the NBA for it.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I always like the Ostertag-Aldridge matchup. Tis a shame that he's out.

 

[froman77]

oh man our offence is so bad

 

[froman77]

I always like the Ostertag-Aldridge matchup. Tis a shame that he's out.

i like aldridge's game. he plays like i do, except hes a foot taller than me

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I won't lie. I'm drinking. Sorry team. I LOVE YOU ALL

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Sorry, I missed the "Cheeseburger Dance Party" on that dunk.