MBBRL Suicide League Draft Thread

[Sam Sportboy]

jesus h...how did miss all of that??? excellent stuff!!!

Dude, we rode that one into the ground for like 3 months after. If you get time and have nothing better to do you really should go back and read some of the shit you missed.............thank you Joe for finding that. That Hawk guy came of with some good ones too.

 

[Barilko]

One of the greatest posts in our history...........was trying to find part one but couldn't go back that far. This was off of page 211.....................holy shit Lefty, this was epic..............Smoker of Monkeys...........

The story continues - -

And it came to pass, that young Lefty, stunned by the sharp words, descended from the Golden Mountain, where Master Foot sits upon his throne amusing himself with delusions of grandeur. It was along the forbidden trail, that a bewildered Lefty came upon 10 great men who were rulers, each of their own fantasy kingdoms. After much discussion and sharing of thoughts, they asked him to join them in an alliance of knowledge, one to be known far and wide as Keepers of the Flame. Among these great men were; Wil of White, Sam of Sports, Fuzzy of Yellow, Doug of Beer, Dub of Cheese, Scape of Goat. There was also a well-bread and learned commoner among them, known simply as Joe the Average who knew of all things mathematical in the fantasy world.
During their quest for greater knowledge, the 11 came upon 4 learned Barbarians who were seeking safe haven on the Golden Mountain. They are known as; Ram the Tuff, Hawk the Prophet, Smoker of Monkeys, and Dog of Strange Avatar. The 11 were taken aback by the opinions and thoughts of the 4, and made offer for them to join in their quest.
The 11 and 4 then wondered for many years through internet valleys, printed words, and the teaching of rival Masters. They came to stay with the Masters known as Dave & Jamey, Rotoworld, Yoda (John of Paulsen), Bruno of Boys, and several others, in a secret cave near the base of the mountain. It was there that they drank spirits, ate, and discussed all things fantasy for 40 days and 40 nights in secret rituals. It is believed that the meetings went unbeknown to Master Foot, as he was performing his own ritual writing “I am a fantasy God - I know all and see all” over and over for the same 40 days and nights.
Having learned many things during their stay with the rival Masters, the 11 and 4 went forth to assemble their armies for battle. On the day of reckoning, the 11 and 4 did assembled great armies, using the knowledge of the rival Masters and their new forged alliance. Lo, Master Foot was not impressed as the 11 allowed Sir Joe of Flacco to join his allegiance in the 2nd round, and Journeyman Ryan of Tannehill later on the same day. But alas, Master Foot was blinded by his own glow, and could not see that although the two possess golden arms, there was no one worthy to receive their gifts.
It then came to pass on the 5th day of the 9th month, the 11 began their assent to the top of the Golden Mountain. The 4 went on to wage their own battle with other barbarians seeking to ascend from the low lands to a rocky cliff on the mountain. The 11 fought long and hard among themselves in preparation for the given week when they would be face to face with Master Foot. 12 epic battles raged on different fronts for 16 full weeks, and then peace settled over the lands for a brief period. Master Foot was conquered and banished from the mountain.
It is said, the once proud Master Foot has been seen in tattered "I am the greatest" clothing, making effort to lord over Barbarians in a desert far south of the majestic Golden Mountain. His kingdom has since dwindled to a few family members and several local podiatrists.

Episode IV - The End.

simply...Wow!!!

 

[leftypower]

Back on page .... Ram you are up. .....

67. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

68. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

69. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST /

70. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson /

71. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / *****

72. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles /

 

[Ram Tough]

Your up Treff


67. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

68. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

69. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST /

70. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson /

71. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / Knile Davis Rb KC

72. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles /******

 

[TREFF]

67. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

68. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

69. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MbecuaseIA DST /

70. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson /

71. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / Knile Davis Rb KC

72. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles /Mike (not Ted) Nugent/Rex Burkhead RB Cinc


Going with a pair of Bungals here..Nugent becuase I really don't want th 24th kicker drafted on my last pick. And Burkhead...partly my Husker-homerism..partly becuase this os the "sleeper" suicide league, and he'll be a hibernation pick, and lastly, becuase I truly believe that his rough and tough style will win him a decent role on the team, maybe even significant.

 

[TREFF]

back to you Ram

 

[Barilko]

67. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

68. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

69. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MbecuaseIA DST /

70. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson /

71. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / Knile Davis Rb KC

72. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles /Mike (not Ted) Nugent/Rex Burkhead RB Cinc


Going with a pair of Bungals here..Nugent becuase I really don't want th 24th kicker drafted on my last pick. And Burkhead...partly my Husker-homerism..partly becuase this os the "sleeper" suicide league, and he'll be a hibernation pick, and lastly, becuase I truly believe that his rough and tough style will win him a decent role on the team, maybe even significant.

Hey Treff ill be watching Burkhead from a distance..and Love the name...

 

[TREFF]

uea Rexuly is somewhat of a legend back home..guy is just a hard nosed football player and has great instincts

 

[leftypower]

Ram is up .......

73. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent/ R.Burkhead /

74. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / ******

75. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson /

76. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MbecuaseIA DST /

77. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

78. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

 

[Barilko]

uea Rexuly is somewhat of a legend back home..guy is just a hard nosed football player and has great instincts

Thanks

 

[Ram Tough]

Lefty ur up

73. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent/ R.Burkhead /

74. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby

75. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / *****

76. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MbecuaseIA DST /

77. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

78. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

 

[leftypower]

I try Delanie Walker TE TEN. .... Best I can tell he's available. .... on to Monkey. .....

73. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent/ R.Burkhead /

74. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby

75. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / D. Walker /

76. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MbecuaseIA DST / ********

77. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

78. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

 

[leftypower]

Sorry guys I need to change that last pick to Ryan Fitzpatrick QB 2 TEN. Thought we had 2 more RD's and a backup to my QB is more important. .... on to Monkey. .....

73. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent/ R.Burkhead /

74. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby

75. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / R. Fitzpatrick /

76. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MbecuaseIA DST / ********

77. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter /

78. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

 

[SmokingMonkey]

73. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent/ R.Burkhead /

74. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby

75. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / R. Fitzpatrick /

76. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST / MIN DST

77. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter / ****

78. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

TKO's turn, someone please let me know if MIN DST was already taken, I thought that they were available since I was considering them when I took MIA DST

 

[TKOSpikes]

I guess I'll double up on my 49ers backfield (and last names in consecutive picks) and hope for a Gore turf toe or something! My last pick before my kicker will be Kendall Hunter, RB SF.

Will for two...

73. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent/ R.Burkhead /

74. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby

75. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / R. Fitzpatrick /

76. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST / MIN DST

77. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter / K. Hunter

78. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes /

 

[wilwhite]

Well, I was thinking about the Vikes... guess I'll go with the Saints and hope for INTs and a few DST TDs. And toss in Connor Barth.

79. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes / Saints / Barth

80. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter / K. Hunter / ***

81. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST / MIN DST /

82. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / R. Fitzpatrick /

83. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby /

84. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent / R.Burkhead /

 

[TKOSpikes]

I guess I'll suck it up with Ryan Succop, K KC.

79. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes / Saints / Barth

80. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter / K. Hunter / Succop

81. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST / MIN DST / ***

82. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / R. Fitzpatrick /

83. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby /

84. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent / R.Burkhead /


all yours Monkey...

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Josh Brown, NYG usually put up decent K stats, and its just a K, so who cares.

79. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes / Saints / Barth

80. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter / K. Hunter / Succop

81. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST / MIN DST / Josh Brown

82. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / R. Fitzpatrick /

83. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby /

84. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent / R.Burkhead /

 

[leftypower]

I've looked and it seems he is available. Garrett Hartley NO. Kicks at least half his games in a dome, good offense, is a kicker, bye wk works out ok for me. On to Ram ......

79. ww - Palmer / Greene / R. Williams / Broyles / DHB / Eifert / Hankerson / Manuel / Knowshon / Helu / Avery / Marcedes / Saints / Barth

80. TKO - Rivers / Hillman / Harris WR / Dobson / Hawkins / Turbin / Redman / LMJ / Housler / Fleener / Giants DST / J. Hunter / K. Hunter / Succop

81. Monkey - Reece / Quizz / R. Randle / Malc. Floyd / Joe Morgan / Flynn / Wheaton / Cameron / Hardesty / Holmes / Ballard / MIA DST / MIN DST / Josh Brown

82. Lefty - DWill / Locker / P. Thomas / A. Roberts / V. Brown / Streater / Goodson / F. Davis / Bess / B. Powell / ARI DST / N. Burleson / R. Fitzpatrick / G. Hartley

83. Ram - Pead / J. Randle / Weeden / Jacoby J. / A.J Jenkins / Tolbert / Woods / D. Allen / Gibson /J. Kerley / TB DST / K. Davis / Mason Crosby /

84. Treff - Bradshaw / M. Bush / Ponder / Quick / Forsett / G. Tate / Edelman / Ertz / McCluster /DAL DST / N. Foles / M.Nugent / R.Burkhead /

 

[wilwhite]

Re-sending Suicide Sleeper invites. Treff, Ram and TKO, once again it's time to check your junk.