Marvin Lewis mess conference

[DanBengalfan]

ah, never mind, my parody.

http://www.bengals.com/news/article...anscript/1ff05dc0-f19f-42a1-8c7a-eb0d9cb6565e

read it yourself, and lose your mind.

 

[DanBengalfan]

this is a coffee induced rant.

I am psychotic today.

I did not watch the game... yet.

 

[vancelot23]

This is comedic genius:

"***8220;After watching the tape of the game, we***8217;ve got some things to build upon. We lost the football game. It was a very close game. We had opportunities to score touchdowns that would***8217;ve made a difference. We had opportunities to keep them from scoring a touchdown ***8211; that obviously would have had an effect of the football game."

Duh. Who knew you had to score TDs and not give up TDs. However, he neglects to mention that we only gave up 1 TD. But with his inept offensive strategy, we still lost. Also, we really didn't have that many chances to score.

"Creating field position in the kicking game is important."

Marvin's mantra.

 

[vancelot23]

Also, how the fuck did nobody ask him about wasting the last 2 minutes of the half? Or did they just not post that part?

 

[vancelot23]

This was a gem hidden in the press conference:

"And you know, at the end of this week when we're 2-2, there's going to be probably the other third of the league that***8217;s going to be in the same situation. So I think we have to understand that."

 

[futballiscool]

This was a gem hidden in the press conference:

"And you know, at the end of this week when we're 2-2, there's going to be probably the other third of the league that***8217;s going to be in the same situation. So I think we have to understand that."[/QUOTE]

i smell desperation...

 

[vancelot23]

Yeah, he's trying to sounds confident in the face of growing backlash.

 

[futballiscool]

It's pathetic

 

[vancelot23]

Like his coaching.

 

[DanBengalfan]

If the Bengals were a serious team, they would just throw him out on his arse.

Bratkowski was obviously bad, Lewis is mired in mediocrity, he has accepted losing as part of his life, he's gotten sassy about it. He's a diva, he's the new ocho cinco... deal him to New England.

 

[vancelot23]

Belichic wouldn't have Lewis.