LSU booster embezzled $500,000 from hospital to pay players

[GoldRusher]

Never had it. I just grow that shit in my backyard.

Do they carry the African kind at Publix?

Don't know, guy we were hangin out with in New Orleans gave me a bowl n said that's what he used instead of American kind.
I could have ate …. 8-10 more bowls happily

 

[GoldRusher]

I spent a year and a half in Sierra Leone, I was offered all sorts of weird shit, but never okra.

I hear its darker...and a little longer but Im sure that's just rumors...

 

[Boglodyte]

Joe Burrow should be made ineligible immediately.

Still less that what auburn paid Cam

 

[Wild Turkey]

Still less that what auburn paid Cam

You should study economics and return on investment.

 

[Boglodyte]

You should study economics and return on investment.

His season aint over yet, so the returns are still being calculated

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Soooo...the death penalty for Death Valley?

Are then Gators still undefeated then??

 

[Proud_Okie]

Okra is gross.

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[Proud_Okie]

Nope, slimy, gross weird tasting garbage food. That shit has hair on it, the only things I eat with hair walk.

Try it grilled.

 

[NU_FTW]

I don't know about nothing better, but it's way better than gumbo.

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

[ElTexan]

We tried to pay Chris Simms to leave. The NCAA told us “That’s not legal for even the Student Government to do.” Meanies.

 

[outofyourmind]

We tried to pay Chris Simms to leave. The NCAA told us “That’s not legal for even the Student Government to do.” Meanies.

 

[Justin Tyme]

My condolences to the Louisiana Lafayette football program, your death penalty is a tough price to pay for a player jaywalking.

Well, their basketball program was given the death penalty, so they should be used to it.

 

[Rolltide94]

I imagine you could buy small children over there.

Buy? Nobody buys small children in Africa, they just steal them, give 'em guns and make them kill each other, or dig shit up. I hear it is better now, but when I was there, it was one of the lower levels of Hell. No okra though, so they had that going for them.

 

[Hang_On_Sloopy08]

Auburn cheats.

 

[Wolvie]

 

[jjc2009]

The article has this guy paying kids all the way back to 1998? Damn if you do the math, let me do it real quick.

Ok that’s 204 wins that will need to be vacated. That would also give Oklahoma the 2003 NC too. BOOM!

Uh. That’s not how it works. If a win is vacated, the losing team is not declared the winner. It still stays in the loss column.

 

[juicebox]

Uh. That’s not how it works. If a win is vacated, the losing team is not declared the winner. It still stays in the loss column.

Yeah it was a joke dude

 

[NolePride]

I've heard they have reached an agreement.

At the start of each game...The players have agreed to join with the fans and wave to the patients in the Hospital.

 

[MarkOU]

So this all happened while Nick Saban and Les Miles coached at LSU.

I say the punish the coaches and ban them for 5 years from coaching.

In addition, LSU must forfeit a couple national titles cause they tainted. This is just the tip of the iceberg, I'm sure there is more.

Burn them all!

 

[jjc2009]

I've heard they have reached an agreement.

At the start of each game...The players have agreed to join with the fans and wave to the patients in the Hospital.

I’m frankly disappointed it took 3 pages for someone to make that crack