Lions Board 10-keeper Dyansty League

[Thruthefog]

Looks like the Ford Field Division needs tightening up just a tad more.

 

[broncosmitty]

So uh.... Frank Gore for Brees and Brown..... that's an interesting one.

 

[LPinSLC]

So many close losses... Look at my pt. total... I'll always set my lineup... Fuck deer and squirrels...

 

[broncosmitty]

 

[Thruthefog]

I said something earlier in this thread about deer and squirrels getting along. As if Thumper was a fucking squirrel.

I must have been really toasted that night...or day...or whenever it was.

 

[Microwahevo]

 

[Thruthefog]

Was watching Red Zone with Kenny. Last thing I remember thinking before the 'Mercy Rule' went into effect was, "Fuck. Maclin's going to beat me all by himself."

Thank God for my 'Mercy Rule', which reads: "If there is no chance of a comeback, THC levels must rise to the point where irrational thoughts of doing so are impossible to conjure up."

 

[broncosmitty]

Was Kenny involved with the Thumper comment? Cuz that confused the hell right out of me.

 

[Thruthefog]

Nah. I own everything I say on here. Even all the wrong stuff...and confusing stuff...and stuff I say when I'm 'confused'.

 

[broncosmitty]

A lot of my writers errors slip by my editing department. Mostly on account of the sloppywork from my Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bongrips.

 

[Thruthefog]

I would get an editing department...if I didn't have trust issues.

 

[broncosmitty]

Trust me when I tell you, they're not worth the muney.

 

[Thruthefog]

Trust me when I tell you, they're not worth the muney.

That's the other reason I don't have one. No one is willing to be paid in gum.

 

[broncosmitty]

Bubbleicious?

 

[Thruthefog]

If that's the cheapest shit, then yeah.

 

[broncosmitty]

If that's the cheapest shit, then yeah.

Awwwww man, I was just getting my writers together to work on my résumé.

But Im not dealing with central time for cheap gum....

 

[LPinSLC]

Layers

 

[gandydancer]

I was about to offer my services. As I am pretty cheap. Not into gum and not sure a dyslexic editor would be good?

LP paid me in Lil Debbie fudge rounds.

 

[Thruthefog]

I once sold a car for a box of jumbo Star Crunches.

 

[gandydancer]

I once sold a car for a box of jumbo Star Crunches.

Those left a film on the roof of my mouth. Last resort for me just like a Twinkie. I would starve first.

Was it a Matchbox or Hot Wheel?