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It's bizarre how huge the obsession is from other teams fans. This is why the Cowboys dominate ratings year after year after year. It's also why I never believed the BS that the league is out to get the Cowboys. The league wants money and a deep Cowboy playoff run (though about as likely as Bigfoot) would deliver it in buckets

Laughing at the Cowboys is what everyone is doing this morning. Turn off your laptop phone and TV if you can’t take it.

You team played like vaginas in the playoffs once again
 
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Wins at ATT stadium in the playoffs

Cowboys 2
Packers 2

3 games in actual "new" stadium. Stadium opened 2009... renamed in 2013 from Cowboys Stadium to AT&T.

Packers:
  • Feb 2011 - Super Bowl over Steelers
  • Jan 2017 - Divisional round over Cowboys
  • Jan 2024 - Wildcard round over Cowboys
Cowboys:
  • Jan 2010 Wildcard over Eagles
  • Jan 2015 Wildcard over Lions
  • Jan 2019 Wildcard over Seahawks
 

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What a time to be alive. This is officially a livable football season because the Dallas Cowboys have yet again finished a season in failure.
Nothing more embarrassing than a team that is more interested in another team losing than their own team winning. Little brother syndrome at its worst. Eagles fans following anything Cowboys related.

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Nothing more embarrassing than a team that is more interested in another team losing than their own team winning. Little brother syndrome at its worst. Eagles fans following anything Cowboys related.

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Do you ever get sick of this “we’re still relevant because people hate us” schtick? Does it bother you that it’s all you’ve had for nearly 30 years? Does it ever get old for you? Does it ever get frustrating?
 

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Laughing at the Cowboys is what everyone is doing this morning. Turn off your laptop phone and TV if you can’t take it.

You team played like vaginas in the playoffs once again
Did I misread the Rams score from last night? You talked more shit the past two weeks than every Cowboy fan on here combined and you're done just the same. Like I said. Bizarre
 

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Whoever the new coach will be will have to choke on Dak's 60 million next year against the salary cap next season...

Enjoy
 
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Did I misread the Rams score from last night? You talked more shit the past two weeks than every Cowboy fan on here combined and you're done just the same. Like I said. Bizarre
Weren’t the Rams a 6 seed and made it to the playoffs in a rebuilding year? Didn’t they actually compete in the football game they played yesterday?
 

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Do you ever get sick of this “we’re still relevant because people hate us” schtick? Does it bother you that it’s all you’ve had for nearly 30 years? Does it ever get old for you? Does it ever get frustrating?
Where did I say it makes us relevant? I thought it was pretty clear that I was pointing out your insecurities and inadequacies. If you really felt the bolded it makes it a whole bunch of levels more bizarre that the Cowboys are all you think about. You state the Cowboys are irrelevant but all you do is think about them all day long. I for one didn't expect any playoff success this year and even talked about how I didn't like the matchup.
 

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Weren’t the Rams a 6 seed and made it to the playoffs in a rebuilding year? Didn’t they actually compete in the football game they played yesterday?
What does that have to do with anything other than give you one of your typical passive aggressive digs? A loss is a loss. You move on or you go home.
 

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Where did I say it makes us relevant? I thought it was pretty clear that I was pointing out your insecurities and inadequacies. If you really felt the bolded it makes it a whole bunch of levels more bizarre that the Cowboys are all you think about. You state the Cowboys are irrelevant but all you do is think about them all day long. I for one didn't expect any playoff success this year and even talked about how I didn't like the matchup.

why didn't you expect much success
 

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3 games in actual "new" stadium. Stadium opened 2009... renamed in 2013 from Cowboys Stadium to AT&T.

Packers:
  • Feb 2011 - Super Bowl over Steelers
  • Jan 2017 - Divisional round over Cowboys
  • Jan 2024 - Wildcard round over Cowboys
Cowboys:
  • Jan 2010 Wildcard over Eagles
  • Jan 2015 Wildcard over Lions
  • Jan 2019 Wildcard over Seahawks
Please don't correct him. That's all he has today and he's so proud he found the stat that he's used it like 10 times already.
 

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why didn't you expect much success
LB play is horrible and the DL isn't stout enough against the run as a whole and stunts too much which takes them out of position and the NFC playoffs are full of teams that will run the ball all game long. Any team with a brain knows all you have to do is run run run against the Cowboys and pass over the middle of the field where their LBs are lost in coverage and their safeties are too slow and stiff. The Cowboys key to success is blowing teams out and that isn't happening too many weeks in a row in the playoffs if you aren't elite

I hit a bunch of parlays combining Jones and the spread and the such. I gladly would have lost all of those bets but I bet with my head not my heart
 

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Saddened to see the Cowboys have been beat by the packers at home for 18 years now.
Even an undefeated (at home) Boys team could not get past this curse.......
 

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Pretty sure a lot of it has to do with their dipshit owner, and that they are labelled as the de facto "America's Team".

They are undoubtedly the NFL team everybody loves to hate.
I thought that was the Packers?
 

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Did I misread the Rams score from last night? You talked more shit the past two weeks than every Cowboy fan on here combined and you're done just the same. Like I said. Bizarre

We didn’t get blown out at home. You think a good close game is the same as your beatdown??

Show me where I talked any shit about how good the Rams were. You are delirious


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3 games in actual "new" stadium. Stadium opened 2009... renamed in 2013 from Cowboys Stadium to AT&T.

Packers:
  • Feb 2011 - Super Bowl over Steelers
  • Jan 2017 - Divisional round over Cowboys
  • Jan 2024 - Wildcard round over Cowboys
Cowboys:
  • Jan 2010 Wildcard over Eagles
  • Jan 2015 Wildcard over Lions
  • Jan 2019 Wildcard over Seahawks
Ahhh bummer. Saw it on the tweeter and thought it was legit. I should have known
 
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