Lester now 6-0, sox stomp Rays: Jets so bad, Garrard walks out & retires

[chappee11]

A gif of Middlebrooks getting his first meaningful hit in four weeks..

A gif of Middlebrooks getting his first meaningful hit....ever?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

it sucks more than anything in the last two weeks has ever sucked

 

[Ron Burgundy]

A gif of Middlebrooks getting his first meaningful hit....ever?

 

[black francis]

chuck norris sucks

 

[Ron Burgundy]

chuck norris sucks

 

[chappee11]

I'll admit I haven't watched a Bruins game in a while, but why did they break up the Juneau-Oates-Kvartalnov line?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I'll admit I haven't watched a Bruins game in a while

 

[BUCCS469]

what a load of fuck.....rodney is a cocksucker and a fucking bag of dicks...he is a motherfucking dickball and shitass

 

[BUCCS469]

chuck norris sucks

chuck norris counted to infinity




twice motherfucker

 

[chappee11]

what a load of fuck.....rodney is a cocksucker and a fucking bag of dicks...he is a motherfucking dickball and shitass

Anybody who gives up a hit to Middlebrooks can't be very good. Rodney got burned out in the WBC.

 

[BUCCS469]

Anybody who gives up a hit to Middlebrooks can't be very good. Rodney got burned out in the WBC.

bottombrooks is a piece of shit too...he is fucking hitting like a shitface cause i drafted him....he is being a piece of shit on purpose...i have been playing manny machado...so he does faggoty shit like he did tonight because i didnt play him....what a faggot

 

[heatwave31]

If you took the under on Pettitte making 30 starts this year, you are looking good.

That would be me

 

[chappee11]

bottombrooks is a piece of shit too...he is fucking hitting like a shitface cause i drafted him....he is being a piece of shit on purpose...i have been playing manny machado...so he does faggoty shit like he did tonight because i didnt play him....what a faggot

Can't really argue with any of that. Machado is the shit, though. I have him, too. Future MVP.

 

[chappee11]

That would be me

Good work, Heat. Too bad plumber won't show up when things are going your way.

 

[heatwave31]

what a load of fuck.....rodney is a cocksucker and a fucking bag of dicks...he is a motherfucking dickball and shitass

 

[heatwave31]

Good work, Heat. Too bad plumber won't show up when things are going your way.

His time is running short. And so is petes..

 

[BUCCS469]

Good work, Heat. Too bad plumber won't show up when things are going your way.

going his way...they are 7 games under .500....holy shit chappee i would hate for shit to turn sour on my man heatinator

 

[BUCCS469]

i did fucking manage tonight though....i drank a lot...but i aint nearly as fucked as last time

 

[chappee11]

going his way...they are 7 games under .500....holy shit chappee i would hate for shit to turn sour on my man heatinator

True true. But the Jays have looked better of late. Scoring some runs, at least.

 

[chappee11]

i did fucking manage tonight though....i drank a lot...but i aint nearly as fucked as last time

I thought I heard someone yell "Uno is a cocksucker" on the telecast. Was that you?