Last minute preseason insult-hurling warm ups

[SLY]

What's not to like?

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Lol im at work, so i just see a white box. I'm guessing its some gay pose hes doing for some cover shoot.

 

[dash]

Meanwhile in Edmonton, Hall, Paajarvi, and Eberle are the second coming of Gretzky, Messier, and Kurri. We all know how much sequels suck, am I right?

 

[dash]

Lol im at work, so i just see a white box. I'm guessing its some gay pose hes doing for some cover shoot.

Close...It's the night Jagr almost killed Sean Avery back when Jammy was with the Rags and Avery played with the Kings. All Sean was missing is his swimsuit.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

SuperFlyer is in midseason form already, but the rest of us need to shake off some dust.

San Jose fans...the bumps you hear in the middle of the night belong to the ROUND THREE BOOGEYMAN!!

Hawks fans...Beware...Franzen is coming for your mouthguards.

Pitt fans...you may not be getting the calls in your favor much longer. Gary Bettman now only wears his Phoenix Coyotes underwear.

Star fans...Fuck Dallas!

That's because I train on the Flyer's board in the off season!

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Meanwhile in Edmonton, Hall, Paajarvi, and Eberle are the second coming of Gretzky, Messier, and Kurri. We all know how much sequels suck, am I right?

Will Jokinen & Tanguay Part Deux be any better than last time?

 

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Will Jokinen & Tanguay Part Deux be any better than last time?

Well played, Mauer, well played :p

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Attention Dash; your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity. Also Kipper eats poop.

 

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Attention Dash; your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity. Also Kipper eats poop.

All right

To quote Dewey Finn: Is everybody all good and pissed off? Time to write a rock song.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

All right

To quote Dewey Finn: Is everybody all good and pissed off? Time to write a rock song.

nice

 

[Automattic]

The Flames will be older than the Wings by the All-Star game...

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

The Flames will be older than the Wings by the All-Star game...

No chance. By the All Star game the Wings will ask Chelios to suit up.

 

[dash]

The Flames will be older than the Wings by the All-Star game...

Mmmm...Hot flaming Wings. We should all go visit Boss in Buffalo and go to Duff's for beer, wings and hockey.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

No chance. By the All Star game the Wings will ask Chelios to suit up.

Hey don't knock the chili-maestro. He may be ancient, but he could still do better than this:

GIFSoup

I don't know much about today's techno-jargon, but I believe this is what my generation would call an "epic fail."

 

[Automattic]

Hey don't knock the chili-maestro. He may be ancient, but he could still do better than this:

GIFSoup

I don't know much about today's techno-jargon, but I believe this is what my generation would call an "epic fail."

I scored using that move once.....I was playing football though.

 

[Mintyp69]

Don't worry, we will fuck the rangers on our way by...

Actually, you'll have to deal with sloppy 2nds since the Sabres will get the Rangers 1st Saturday night

 

[filosofy29]

SuperFlyer is in midseason form already, but the rest of us need to shake off some dust.

San Jose fans...the bumps you hear in the middle of the night belong to the ROUND THREE BOOGEYMAN!!

Hawks fans...Beware...Franzen is coming for your mouthguards.

Pitt fans...you may not be getting the calls in your favor much longer. Gary Bettman now only wears his Phoenix Coyotes underwear.

Star fans...Fuck Dallas!

Better than the 2nd Round Boogeyman.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I scored using that move once.....I was playing football though.

Ah, so what you're saying is...Eaves was aiming for the pylon?

 

[falconski]

your team clearly is constantly cheating whereas my team is clean as a whistle and always getting screwed by the refs