Last minute preseason insult-hurling warm ups

[Winged_Wheel88]

SuperFlyer is in midseason form already, but the rest of us need to shake off some dust.

San Jose fans...the bumps you hear in the middle of the night belong to the ROUND THREE BOOGEYMAN!!

Hawks fans...Beware...Franzen is coming for your mouthguards.

Pitt fans...you may not be getting the calls in your favor much longer. Gary Bettman now only wears his Phoenix Coyotes underwear.

Star fans...Fuck Dallas!

 

[Darkstone42]

Your teams are all insufficiently talented to win the Stanley Cup; however, my team has quite adequate talent for the accomplishment of that task.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Your teams are all insufficiently talented to win the Stanley Cup; however, my team has quite adequate talent for the accomplishment of that task.

I know I've got a ways to go before I find my form, but Dark...man...you already need a rehab start.

 

[IPostedWhat]

That sounds like a Flight of the Conchords type insult/song type thing.

 

[Darkstone42]

I know I've got a ways to go before I find my form, but Dark...man...you already need a rehab start.

That is my form.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

My Islanders have outscored the Red Wings 8-0 the past two seasons.
It can't possibly get more HUMILIATING than that for any franchise. The Red Wings organization should be ASHAMED of themselves.

 

[Darkstone42]

Ooh, how about this one?

The probability of my teams victory, given the condition of their talent, is greater than your team's probability of victory, given the condition of their talent.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Yeah, well...when we see we've got the Islanders on our schedule, the Wings gets all worked up 'cause they think they're going partying in Jamaica. Then they're informed they've got to play the worst team next to the Oilers...bit of a letdown, ya know.

 

[elocomotive]

Your teams are all insufficiently talented to win the Stanley Cup; however, my team has quite adequate talent for the accomplishment of that task.

Jesus! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Jesus! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

LMAO!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Ooh, how about this one?

The probability of my teams victory, given the condition of their talent, is greater than your team's probability of victory, given the condition of their talent.

Your mother prefers footwear more commonly used by military personnel.

 

[elocomotive]

Your teams are all insufficiently talented to win the Stanley Cup; however, my team has quite adequate talent for the accomplishment of that task.

Actually, anecdotal and quantitative data suggest that over the time frame of the last two years my team has gradually surpassed your team in talent

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Actually, anecdotal and quantitative data suggest that over the time frame of the last two years my team has gradually surpassed your team in talent

I agree with the pundits; your defense and goaltending has qualities similar to that of a perforated object.

 

[SLY]

It would be nice if your teams would all stop blowing Bettman, and have the league actually battle it out for the Cup. We all know the Pens, Hawks and Wings are packing some Bettman fudge.

 

[Automattic]

It would be nice if your teams would all stop blowing Bettman, and have the league actually battle it out for the Cup. We all know the Pens, Hawks and Wings are packing some Bettman fudge.

Don't worry, we will fuck the rangers on our way by...

 

[SLY]

Don't worry, we will fuck the rangers on our way by...

You know, your one of the few that always has a comeback.

 

[Automattic]

I just like to talk. A lot.

 

[devs30rko]

You know, your one of the few that always has a comeback.

avery better sleep with one eye open

 

[SLY]

avery better sleep with one eye open

Hah, I actually like him a lot this season. I think he is back to his normal self.

 

[dash]

Hah, I actually like him a lot this season. I think he is back to his normal self.

What's not to like?

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