La'el Collins is not a man of his word

[Iggloo]

That's according to a certain lady of the night known as "Throatzilla", who claims she rendered certain services to Mr. Collins including the tossing of salad, but was not compensated following this carnal transaction.

Deadcast: Did Lael Collins Stiff A Hooker Who Ate His Ass Out?

That's not classy. Hopefully Jerrah can sort this out. He is a good businessman.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

It's not weird that I really want to see a 322 lb man getting tossed salad (both sexually and gastronomically), right?

Iggloo, I don't know why but I need your thoughts on this as the threat creator.

 

[PDay8810]

wow....eagle fans are funny

 

[jarntt]

That's according to a certain lady of the night known as "Throatzilla", who claims she rendered certain services to Mr. Collins including the tossing of salad, but was not compensated following this carnal transaction.

Deadcast: Did Lael Collins Stiff A Hooker Who Ate His Ass Out?

That's not classy. Hopefully Jerrah can sort this out. He is a good businessman.

I'm sure Jerry can teach La'el a couple things about doing this on the down low...

 

[PDay8810]

I'm sure Jerry can teach La'el a couple things about doing this on the down low...

least step him up in class

 

[jarntt]

least step him up in class

no doubt

 

[ducky]

least step him up in class

It's a fine line with kinky tastes like his. A 2 bit hooker will toss salad. A $1000 a night call girl not so much.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

This thread was better when it was posted yesterday.

Throatzilla say she ain't got paid | SportsHoopla.com Sports Forums

 

[SteveDallas]

OK can we just come to a consciences that we will not discuss eating assholes on this board. That's an image I just don't need in my head. Who the hell does that?

 

[Shanemansj13]

Is getting your salad tossed that enjoyable?

 

[Iggloo]

This thread was better when it was posted yesterday.

Throatzilla say she ain't got paid | SportsHoopla.com Sports Forums

Sorry, I didn't see that.

 

[Iggloo]

I think La'el should take a lesson from Warren Sapp: these business transactions can get messy if you don't hold up your end of the deal.

Jerry can surely teach him about how to handle this sort of business in a respectable manner. I suspect he's had a salad or two tossed in his day.

 

[TDs3nOut]

It's not weird that I really want to see a 322 lb man getting tossed salad (both sexually and gastronomically), right?

Iggloo, I don't know why but I need your thoughts on this as the threat creator.

Even doublejive knows that that's ^ creepy!

 

[Iggloo]

I don't even know what to say to Sharkonabicycle. I have no interest in seeing the business transaction in question. It sounds nasty as hell. I can only imagine that Throatzilla is reptilian in appearance as well as in name.

 

[jarntt]

I think La'el should take a lesson from Warren Sapp: these business transactions can get messy if you don't hold up your end of the deal.

Jerry can surely teach him about how to handle this sort of business in a respectable manner. I suspect he's had a salad or two tossed in his day.

And smelly

 

[Iggloo]

I think we are learning about why Jerrah identified so closely with this young man though...

 

[Beaker]

This may sound like a joke, but I actually mean this as a serious question.

Having sex under false pretenses can be considered r*pe. That famous scene from the old movie Revenge of the Nerds where one of the protagonists tricks the head cheerleader into having sex with him by wearing a mask and pretends to be her boyfriend comes to mind.

So. . .is stiffing a prostitute r*pe, or just theft?

 

[jarntt]

This may sound like a joke, but I actually mean this as a serious question.

Having sex under false pretenses can be considered r*pe. That famous scene from the old movie Revenge of the Nerds where one of the protagonists tricks the head cheerleader into having sex with him by wearing a mask and pretends to be her boyfriend comes to mind.

So. . .is stiffing a prostitute r*pe, or just theft?

No, it is not r*pe...I'm not even sure it's theft. What I am sure of is the fact that if you are over 300lbs and can convince a woman to eat your ass out, she deserves a couple bucks for it...

 

[Cave_Johnson]

OK can we just come to a consciences that we will not discuss eating assholes on this board. That's an image I just don't need in my head. Who the hell does that?

I read Bob Saget's book a few weeks back and he claims that that's how he got the majority of the television shows he's appeared on.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Is getting your salad tossed that enjoyable?

Do bears shit on the Pope?