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The Jackets, a team who can't even tank right, welcome the Kings to Nationwide tonight.
Word is that the Cannon has been mounted on a swivel for tonight and will be pointed directly at Jeff Carter's head the whole game.
Also, it will be loaded with actual cannonballs. Look for Jack Johnson to score the first goal.
I wonder if wittle Jeffy will develop a cough and sit tonight out? Poor guy seems to develop illnesses whenever he's in Columbus. When he played here, he had a major case of "Don'tgivafuckitis", followed by a severe case of Mike Richards (and Vodka) withdrawal. And a few times since, when the kings have come, he's had some reason to miss the game.
On the bright side, I imagine that if I walked past Ocean Club at lunch, I'd probably see Gaborik hanging out with his BFF Atkinson at a place they apparently liked to grab lunch a lot.
The Jackets have scored 11 goals in their past two games, and have chased an All Star Goalie and royally pissed off another in that time. Also, as of the time of this post, the real Curtis McIlhenny has not escaped from wherever he is being held so the goalie who has replaced him, I am assuming a genetic hybrid of Vlad Tretiak and the Stig, will likely be in.
Wisniewski is feeling much better now, so hopefully he can return. Then they should put Savard and Connauton on Letestu's wing, encase Boll in carbonite and have Goloubef actually get in a game for a change.
Word is that the Cannon has been mounted on a swivel for tonight and will be pointed directly at Jeff Carter's head the whole game.
Also, it will be loaded with actual cannonballs. Look for Jack Johnson to score the first goal.
I wonder if wittle Jeffy will develop a cough and sit tonight out? Poor guy seems to develop illnesses whenever he's in Columbus. When he played here, he had a major case of "Don'tgivafuckitis", followed by a severe case of Mike Richards (and Vodka) withdrawal. And a few times since, when the kings have come, he's had some reason to miss the game.
On the bright side, I imagine that if I walked past Ocean Club at lunch, I'd probably see Gaborik hanging out with his BFF Atkinson at a place they apparently liked to grab lunch a lot.
The Jackets have scored 11 goals in their past two games, and have chased an All Star Goalie and royally pissed off another in that time. Also, as of the time of this post, the real Curtis McIlhenny has not escaped from wherever he is being held so the goalie who has replaced him, I am assuming a genetic hybrid of Vlad Tretiak and the Stig, will likely be in.
Wisniewski is feeling much better now, so hopefully he can return. Then they should put Savard and Connauton on Letestu's wing, encase Boll in carbonite and have Goloubef actually get in a game for a change.
