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Khabby - How I spent my summer vacation

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That might have been much, but I told myself that I would post the first thing that came to mind.
 

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Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Nikolai Khabibulin, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?

The Bulin Wall: Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!
 

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I must admit I didn't think much of Nikolai first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.
 

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If they really wanted to deter him from ever doing it again, perhaps they should have sent him to Winnipeg in the winter time for 30 days instead of jail, seeing as how he made it very clear how much he would dread a cold winter in Winnipeg.
 

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If they really wanted to deter him from ever doing it again, perhaps they should have sent him to Winnipeg in the winter time for 30 days instead of jail, seeing as how he made it very clear how much he would dread a cold winter in Winnipeg.

There it is. He can't survive without parks.
 

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The official living quarters:
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The official uniform of Maricopa County inmates
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Under those official uniforms:
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Joe Arpaio


Have fun
 

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Haha! Still funny. Thanks, Buff.
 

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How did I confuse him with Bryzgalov? :L
 

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I hope he doesnt get too used to it. These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
 

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I hope he doesnt get too used to it. These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.

It won't be long until Khabby disappears like a fart in the wind...

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dash

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Safe to say that Khabby really needs to close his five-hole...
 

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It won't be long until Khabby disappears like a fart in the wind...

/rep for comeds

lol, I was just copying off of Eddie_Shack.
 

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so if he has a criminal record how can he cross the border? do you not get denied if you have a record?
 

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so if he has a criminal record how can he cross the border? do you not get denied if you have a record?

I was wondering the same thing - Does the US have something similar to Canadian Pardon Services that can clear criminal records?

/Not that I have personal experience with clearing my own criminal record (lol)
 
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