KDS Commentary Presents: We got more Johnsons than a gay orgy edition

[CarlWinslow]

anytime the raps get somewhat close, quick wuistle for the bobcats

fucking league is such dogshit!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

FUCK! NO FOULS! I'm sick and tired of this defense. We can't get stops out there. Man up bros!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

BOOYAH!

 

[CarlWinslow]

no hesitation on charlotes whistles at all

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Son of a bitch. I do like how the bobcats commentators were like they want the second unit to close out this game in the fourth and it took 4 minutes for the starters to come back in and we don't even have any starters in

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Bayless...why?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

why force the issue sometimes? I really don't get it....

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

34 Free throw attempts for the Boobcats vs 17 for us

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

We're not going to win like this. No fouls. We gotta ride them hard like the Johnson gay party

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Nevermind. I give up. They're giving G-Wall 76 free throw attempts until now to the end of the game.

 

[CarlWinslow]

im 100% certain the leagues corrupt but yet i still watch, im so ashamed

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

For a 7 footer, Massive wang is pretty agile and quick to the rim...also got a few spin moves in his arsenal as well

 

[CarlWinslow]

stern cant be pleased about derozan comments on the WWE dunk contest, probably instructed the refs to put him in a ladder match

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

More free throws?! Oh, for fuck's sake

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

How do you expect to win when the other team gets free buckets for 5 fucking minutes in a row?

 

[CarlWinslow]

carol getting some PT, jordan has got damn near beating off courtside

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Oh, look. Now when the Bobcats actually has to make a basket, not so easy is it? You're lucky Balderon can't shoot a long range jumper if his life depended on it and is helping you out

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

We're shooting a higher percentage than them, outrebounding them, comparable FGA and have one less assist. The difference? 2X more turnovers, but more importantly, 21 FTAs vs 42 FTAs...holy mother of dick

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Bros, I think Trey Goneson may have quietly exited the building...for good

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

White Flag in = game over