KDS Commentary Challenge: Can we make a game with no spray on and Eggman funny?

[froman77]

ajinca might be the first seven footer in raptors history to complete an alley oop. go ahead. try and think of another that could do it

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

That could've been the best thing I've seen from Wang the entire time he's been here

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I heard Dorsey once wrestled a bear in space...and won

 

[CanadianWalrus]

ajinca might be the first seven footer in raptors history to complete an alley oop. go ahead. try and think of another that could do it

keon clakre? oh yeah thats right, the undersized top of his head made him 6`11

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Not even close

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Question: have we made a three this game? I don't think we have...

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

How is it possible that we have four guests currently on this board? Are we being stalked? Mom....is that you?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

What if we lose this game?

 

[CanadianWalrus]

james johnson also needs to getin shape next season, that was pure laziness

 

[CanadianWalrus]

i reak like poo right now, i need to soap my crack in the shower asap

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Colangelo wants the L! The tanking order has been pronounced.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

i reak like poo right now, i need to soap my crack in the shower asap

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[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

How many blocks have they had on us? It feels like a lot

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

There are only a few people in this world who can make a hero shot yet look like such a pussy doing it and his name is Sasha Vujacic

 

[CanadianWalrus]

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i smell like a horse, i rock

 

[CanadianWalrus]

lopez is such a bird, look at him run down the court

 

[CanadianWalrus]

muff headed bird

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

This is unreal. Thank God we have no vested interest in this game

 

[froman77]

i remember this drill in hockey where we'd just practice getting up off the ice. clearly nba players have never had this practice