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Shenanihanigans
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First, KC:
He DID light it up today. He had the best day for a Washington Redskins QB this year. YES, BOTH of his INT's were his fault, and the one he threw from his endzone was scary-bad. The fumble wasn't on him though - it was on Tyler "the human turnstile" Polumbus.
What does it mean? Not much, unless KC also lights up Dallas, and NY Giants. That's entirely possible.
We'll see.
MIKE SHANAHAN:
We all know he's an asshole. And a meglomaniac. And a fantastic liar. So here's a rundown of the stories that have broken recently, and (IMO) his intentions:
"Dan Snyder / RG3 Relationship annoys the Shanny" - TRUE. Because The Shanny is an egomaniac.
"The Shanny was going to walk out on the team after the Seattle game." - FALSE. Too damaging to his ego. No WAY that's a true story.
"Benching RG3 is in the best interest of RG3" - FALSE - It's obviously in the best interest of KC and The Shanny. It's entirely possible that The Shanny actually DOES think that KC is the best option for qb, but can't say it for fear of reprisals from The Danny. After today's performance, it's hard to argue. KC lit up a crappy defense behind an even crappier oline, with crappy wr's not named Garcon. Aldrick Freakin' Robinson had 100 yds, and a 62 yard bomb. Of course, it doesn't HURT RG3 that he's been benched.... except maybe his fragile psyche, which I don't give a fuck about.
"I had Dan Snyder's backing 100% with the benching of RG3." - FALSE. Not 100%. But apparently, The Danny is doing a better job of keeping his fool-mouth shut, and letting The Shanny dig his own grave.
"Now I want to come back next year, with some caveats." - TRUE. The Shanny is not a quitter. It would hurt his reputation for Canton to quit after four years with the team at 3-13 or 5-11. As long as The Shanny can get assurances from The Danny that The Shanny can make whatever personnel decision he wants, he wants to come back and be vindicated.
KYLE SHANAHAN:
"I'm angry that nobody consulted me with benching RG3." - TRUE - Also, Sack up, you spoiled, petulant little simp, and go talk to your father. Also, you're not the head coach. Also, fuck you.
"There's no quarterback controversy." - FALSE. At least, not yet. If KC lights it up, we both know there will be a qb controversy.
RG3:
"I'm going to take this like a man. Be professional." FALSE. RG3 ALSO seems like an egomaniac. He's going to be worried shitless if KC plays against Dallas and NY like he played against Atlanta. How could he not be worried?
You're welcome.
He DID light it up today. He had the best day for a Washington Redskins QB this year. YES, BOTH of his INT's were his fault, and the one he threw from his endzone was scary-bad. The fumble wasn't on him though - it was on Tyler "the human turnstile" Polumbus.
What does it mean? Not much, unless KC also lights up Dallas, and NY Giants. That's entirely possible.
We'll see.
MIKE SHANAHAN:
We all know he's an asshole. And a meglomaniac. And a fantastic liar. So here's a rundown of the stories that have broken recently, and (IMO) his intentions:
"Dan Snyder / RG3 Relationship annoys the Shanny" - TRUE. Because The Shanny is an egomaniac.
"The Shanny was going to walk out on the team after the Seattle game." - FALSE. Too damaging to his ego. No WAY that's a true story.
"Benching RG3 is in the best interest of RG3" - FALSE - It's obviously in the best interest of KC and The Shanny. It's entirely possible that The Shanny actually DOES think that KC is the best option for qb, but can't say it for fear of reprisals from The Danny. After today's performance, it's hard to argue. KC lit up a crappy defense behind an even crappier oline, with crappy wr's not named Garcon. Aldrick Freakin' Robinson had 100 yds, and a 62 yard bomb. Of course, it doesn't HURT RG3 that he's been benched.... except maybe his fragile psyche, which I don't give a fuck about.
"I had Dan Snyder's backing 100% with the benching of RG3." - FALSE. Not 100%. But apparently, The Danny is doing a better job of keeping his fool-mouth shut, and letting The Shanny dig his own grave.
"Now I want to come back next year, with some caveats." - TRUE. The Shanny is not a quitter. It would hurt his reputation for Canton to quit after four years with the team at 3-13 or 5-11. As long as The Shanny can get assurances from The Danny that The Shanny can make whatever personnel decision he wants, he wants to come back and be vindicated.
KYLE SHANAHAN:
"I'm angry that nobody consulted me with benching RG3." - TRUE - Also, Sack up, you spoiled, petulant little simp, and go talk to your father. Also, you're not the head coach. Also, fuck you.

"There's no quarterback controversy." - FALSE. At least, not yet. If KC lights it up, we both know there will be a qb controversy.
RG3:
"I'm going to take this like a man. Be professional." FALSE. RG3 ALSO seems like an egomaniac. He's going to be worried shitless if KC plays against Dallas and NY like he played against Atlanta. How could he not be worried?
You're welcome.
