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Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

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Sooo, it was good? I should go pay money to watch it, yes?
 

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WTF was that? The dialogue, terrible CGI, and wtf plot somehow gave me compulsive diarrhea. I don't even know what that is, but seriously? My doctor said I should be concerned but after I said, "Well I watched the new Jurassic Park movie." She admitted herself into ICU and said I should consider self termination (I guess that's suicide? I don't even...)
The fifth movie about a dinosaur park with rehashed scenes, cgi fest, and full on advertisements wasn’t good? Well gee whiz that is a shocker.
 

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WTF was that? The dialogue, terrible CGI, and wtf plot somehow gave me compulsive diarrhea. I don't even know what that is, but seriously? My doctor said I should be concerned but after I said, "Well I watched the new Jurassic Park movie." She admitted herself into ICU and said I should consider self termination (I guess that's suicide? I don't even...)
LOLz@ Shark watching cartoons
 

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I watched it on the seat rest on an airplane. I would do it again too, if nothing else was on.
 

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WTF was that? The dialogue, terrible CGI, and wtf plot somehow gave me compulsive diarrhea. I don't even know what that is, but seriously? My doctor said I should be concerned but after I said, "Well I watched the new Jurassic Park movie." She admitted herself into ICU and said I should consider self termination (I guess that's suicide? I don't even...)

Are you talking the 2015 movie or did you have a chance to see the new one already
 

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Awe Biscuits.


My son was taking me for Fathers day. Maybe we will go see Solo. Both kids have seen Incredibles 2 but I haven't so that is tomorrow late Monday morning movie for us.
 

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"Save the Dinosaurs!" meta/in-universe promo:

 

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It'll be on HBO around Christmas and I'll give it a watch then
 

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I'm going to see it, because my 8 years old is making me take him
 

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I'm going to see it, because my 8 years old is making me take him

Some parents wont give their kids vaccines.
Some parents lead their kids down a path of obesity and diabetes.
Some parents ignore their kids which leads to depression and school shootings.




And then some parents take their kids to see Jurassic World The Fallen Kingdom. God the new Jurassic World was terrible, good lord.

At least when he winds up in therapy 20 years later you'll know the cause of why he's there.


Jokes aside, he'll probably love it. It's a ton of explosions and loud dinosaurs and stuff all over the screen. CGI is good. The plot, characters, and pacing are absolutely terrible. I suggest you take a cab or Uber there so you can go in and maintain alcohol levels around the 0.125 range if you want to stand a chance.
 

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I thinks it’s cool they allowed retarded 11 year olds to write this film.
 
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