IT'S MELTDOWN TIME! Week 5

[bamabear82]

 

[craigk217]

PSU:

Unpopular opinion: I did not agree with that fourth down playcall.

If my balls were any bluer they’d be rooting for Michigan right now.

TTU:

Why the fuck don’t we have a trophy for the John Denver bowl yet? Somebody needs to get the fuck on it.

Fuck all the fans who didn’t stay I don’t care if we’re down by 100 just get more beers and yell louder you embarrassments.

Imagine getting married at THIS game. Even I’m not that stupid

BYU:

There is NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKY ABOUT A TEAM THAT COLLAPSES MORE THAN THE CUSTOMERS OF LIFE ALERT

TAKE THAT WASHINGTON. Last score wins. I can’t believe we just won!

BYU barely managed to come in 3rd place in this game.

Stanford:

The fact that the opposing fans are calling out the refs for NOT calling something against them is peak PAC 12 refs -- @TheDayMan @WizardHawk

Was ND just swinging their dick with those timeouts?

 

[Rolltide94]

Notre Dame has now beaten Jim Harbaugh and Great Value Jim Harbaugh....

 

[4down20]

Kinda related, not sure it deserves it's own thread, but I laughed.

 

[Deep Creek]

"Why the fuck don’t we have a trophy for the John Denver bowl yet? Somebody needs to get the fuck on it."

"Sometimes you wreck em, but sometimes em wreck you "

Never knew Tech fans were this creative. Gotta give 'em a little more credit than I have been.

 

[osubuckeye89]

"Why the fuck don’t we have a trophy for the John Denver bowl yet? Somebody needs to get the fuck on it."

"Sometimes you wreck em, but sometimes em wreck you "

Never knew Tech fans were this creative. Gotta give 'em a little more credit than I have been.

 

[TheDayMan]

Damn UW that missed field goal might come back to hurt you!

Lol. If you didn’t watch the game, UW missed a field goal with like a minute left in the first half. BYU took over, fumbled, and UW scored a touchdown to end the half.

 

[TheDayMan]

Kicking game still a concern though...

 

[Sgt Brutus]

James Franklin’s 4th and 5 call is going to distract everyone from the fact that Penn State blew a two-score lead with 8 minutes to go in the 4th quarter.
He’s killing our memes before they happen.

For those keeping track at home, this is back-to-back 1-point losses for Penn State to Ohio State

At some point we just have to admit that Urban Meyer has a bunch of horcruxes scattered around the Midwest.
[A Horcrux is an object in which a Dark wizard or witch has hidden a fragment of his or her soul for the purpose of attaining immortality. Horcruxes can only be created after committing murder, the supreme act of evil.]

 

[Inquisitor95]

Always the fuckin’ bridesmaid, and never fucking the bridesmaid

Hi, I’m Penn State’s fourth quarter defense, and I have cable.
And I’m James Franklin’s fourth down playcalling, and I have a rotary telephone.

At some point we just have to admit that Urban Meyer has a bunch of horcruxes scattered around the Midwest.

There is NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKY ABOUT A TEAM THAT COLLAPSES MORE THAN THE CUSTOMERS OF LIFE ALERT

Water isn’t cutting it anymore. I’ve moved up to something heavier. Nesquik, anyone?

*photosynthesizes sadly*

 

[Wild Turkey]

Hold on I'm calling BS on the BYU Meltdown. I mean they are freakin BYU and losing to a top 10 team is expected.

#NotMeltdownWorthy

 

[tnapucco]

...and what's with this "spooky" terminology?

Is this a millenial thing?

 

[Wild Turkey]

...and what's with this "spooky" terminology?

Is this a millenial thing?

It's a secrect reference to the Mormon magic underwear.

Temple garment - Wikipedia

 

[TheDayMan]

Hold on I'm calling BS on the BYU Meltdown. I mean they are freakin BYU and losing to a top 10 team is expected.

#NotMeltdownWorthy

This is true, but having just experienced a visiting crowed that had more show up than any team I’ve experienced outside of the Apple Cup, those Mormons think the world of their team.

 

[jon2tanman]

This is true, but having just experienced a visiting crowed that had more show up than any team I’ve experienced outside of the Apple Cup, those Mormons think the world of their team.

They went ape shit when we attempted a field goat that bounced off the goal post, even though the game was out of hand by that point. In my section most of the fans were a class act, and had hot milfs.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

Love this comment, "At some point we just have to admit that Urban Meyer has a bunch of horcruxes scattered around the Midwest."

Luck has been on Urban's side in almost every close game situation like PSU in the last 5 years

 

[TexasExes98]

Kliff Kingsbury remains an absolute fucko: beard or no beard.

Winner ^^^^

 

[Deep Creek]

This is true, but having just experienced a visiting crowed that had more show up than any team I’ve experienced outside of the Apple Cup, those Mormons think the world of their team.

And they are all over the place. Which is why they'd be a good addition for a conference from strictly a national appeal perspective.

 

[TheDayMan]

They went ape shit when we attempted a field goat that bounced off the goal post, even though the game was out of hand by that point. In my section most of the fans were a class act, and had hot milfs.

They’re a good looking people.