POLL IT'S MELTDOWN TIME! Week 1

[bamabear82]

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 1

 

[cwerph]

It's a long season. I'm sure this will get better, although I did enjoy the strip club lines about TittyBarTommy.

 

[outofyourmind]

Who would have guessed that Texas, Michigan, FSU, and Potato Salad wouldn't have any OLine play.

Who the fuck would have guessed that.

 

[8085sooner]

AP Ranking Committee Member: “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we preseason ranked Texas again to get their hopes up?”

Committee: *raucous laughter*

Committee Member: “Alright alright, that’s enough. Whew . . . *wipes tears away* . . . 23 sound good?”

 

[Wild Turkey]

"Playing against Auburn and being garbage at kicking, who are we, Alabama?"

LOL...but unfortunately it's much worse than that.

 

[7Samurai13]

Who would have guessed that Texas, Michigan, FSU, and Potato Salad wouldn't have any OLine play.

Who the fuck would have guessed that.

Michigan fans kept saying how Warriner was going to simplify everything and everything was going to be great when I told them that the OLine was a bigger problem than their QB situation. But I’m a spartan fan, so I of course am just jealous of them.

 

[kburjr]

Michigan fans kept saying how Warriner was going to simplify everything and everything was going to be great when I told them that the OLine was a bigger problem than their QB situation. But I’m a spartan fan, so I of course am just jealous of them.

If only Michigan had Wisconsin's O-line, Patterson would be almost as good as Hornibrook.

 

[7Samurai13]

If only Michigan had Wisconsin's O-line, Patterson would be almost as good as Hornibrook.

He still would need a running back like Jonathan Thomas, then he would be close. It might help if he had Wisconsin’s receivers as well.

 

[Yo Tee]

Can we just get over the idea that Texas is a good program still? They've been bad for years. Time to act accordingly.

 

[7Samurai13]

Can we just get over the idea that Texas is a good program still? They've been bad for years. Time to act accordingly.

We all did that long ago, the problem is the pollsters, which is why I’m against them being part of any playoff decision process.

 

[kburjr]

Illinois has a better record than Miami.

 

[olympicoscar]

Watch out for Liberty U. Almost unnoticed. Has Jesus abandoned Notre Dame and gotten a new team for the 21st Century?

 

[Wamu]

Illinois has a better record than Miami.

Kent State is a very dangerous team this year.

 

[BamaDude]

It took me a while to figure out who the Flailing Khakis were.

 

[kburjr]

It took me a while to figure out who the Flailing Khakis were.

Have you stopped laughing yet?

 

[7Samurai13]

This is what I’m Looking for...

“Michigan could’ve had a win at home against Arkansas if they hadn’t off broken their agreement. Haha.”

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

It's FSU: Half of their fans are calling for firing their HC after one game, the other half is saying the other half arent real fans. They're cannibalizing each other. It's great!

 

[4down20]

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Notre Dame burnt down Michigan's Shea shed"

 

[tnapucco]

It's FSU: Half of their fans are calling for firing their HC after one game, the other half is saying the other half arent real fans. They're cannibalizing each other. It's great!