POLL IT'S MELTDOWN TIME! Hate Week Edition

[bamabear82]

 

[Yo Tee]

Gotta be Khaki University doesn't it?

 

[tnapucco]

 

[tnapucco]

OU/WVU:

VVV --- Both teams' DBs --- VVV

 

[4down20]

I'm biased, but this made me laugh:

Heard the announcers say during the game that Tua is right handed in everything but throwing a football. Can’t wait for the reveal that he’s really right handed in that too, just been fucking with everyone. He’s the Hawaiian Dread Pirate Roberts.

Also, I'm not sure how the 1888 Yale thing could be true, as I've never heard of a team playing that many games in a season. Must mean a season rather than number of games.

 

[4down20]

LSU Fans: Our offense is always awful, just once in my life i’d love us to score 70

 

[4down20]

Gotta be Khaki University doesn't it?

I thought LSU was the funniest, although the 1 dude with the long rant about Michigan was probably the best overall.

 

[TheDayMan]

The WSU comments are just sad.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Voted skunkweasels before I even read it. I'm gonna enjoy this

 

[fishinabarrel]

Ya wanna know what it’s like being an UM football fan? It’s like getting ready to have sex with a girl and she slips your dick out of your pants, starts to blow you, then yanks the zipper up on your pants as hard as she can. And then says she has two kids with 59 year old JT BARRETT.

 

[Wild Turkey]

"How many OTs until that guy ejected for targeting doesn’t have to sit out of the next game?"

Best of the bunch.

 

[TheReal_NU]

I’m trying to enjoy my Rum and now I have to go get a towel and clean it up.


“One day I’ll die and the misery of being an UM fan will be over. I’ll be walking to take my place in heaven, I’ll get 27 yards from the pearly gates, full of bliss and happiness with all my suffering over, there will be sweet calming music, and then all of a sudden from out of nowhere I’ll hear sweet, innocent Don Fischer sigh and say, “Touchdown Dwayne Haskins.” The music stops, dread fills my stomach, everything turns dark. Just then, a bright light shows up and Jesus appears. I feel the warmth again, everything will be alright. He leans forward as if to tell me something wonderful and whispers almost inaudibly, “O-H” then kicks me right in the dick and shoves me off the edge to fall into a silver and red room with my eyes taped open to watch this fucking game on repeat for the rest of eternity.”

 

[WizardHawk]

The WSU comments are just sad.

Yet rather enjoyable at the same time.