It's Funny, Because He Suffered A Brain Injury

[Eddie_Shack]

Eulogy: Remembering the 2011-12 Detroit Red Wings | Puck Daddy - Yahoo! Sports

Maybe I'm just too butthurt and whiny to get the jokes, but this has got to be the dumbest, most unfunny thing I have ever read. Gordie Howe dementia jokes? Konstantinov cracks? Good one, guys. About as many laughs as the Blues have Cups.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....


u guyz got PWNEDDD!!!!



sigh....

 

[dash]

I think I have a pretty good sense of humo(u)r, but I didn't find that very funny at all. Maybe we should roll out some Doug Wickenheiser jokes once the Blues are eliminated.

/Please don't

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Seriously though I agree with Dash.

I'm all for classless mudslinging... as long as it's funny. That was just garbage.

 

[Automattic]

After reading these posts, I hope I don't die laughing after I click this. Oh well, here goes...

 

[Automattic]

Yawn. I've got better jokes on dozens of bathroom stalls across the midwest.

This here, people, is what we call little mans syndrome... And a little bit of denial that we are coming to take the Central crown back next year.

 

[blindbaby]

Eulogy: Remembering the 2011-12 Detroit Red Wings | Puck Daddy - Yahoo! Sports

Maybe I'm just too butthurt and whiny to get the jokes, but this has got to be the dumbest, most unfunny thing I have ever read. Gordie Howe dementia jokes? Konstantinov cracks? Good one, guys. About as many laughs as the Blues have Cups.

Nah, that just wasn't funny schtick at all. I knew it wasn't going to be funny right from the first sentence when they pretty much said, "this isn't going to be funny". I see they culled the Konstantinov joke - whatever it was - in an attempt to save face, but they were too little, too late; the rot had already set in.

Like Kenny said, if you're going to be over the top classless, at least make it hilarious.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Yawn. I've got better jokes on dozens of bathroom stalls across the midwest.

And poems.

"They paint these walls to hide my pen,
But the shithouse poet strikes again!"

 

[Automattic]

And poems.

"They paint these walls to hide my pen,
But the shithouse poet strikes again!"

That one's from when I was writing my way through college.

 

[Automattic]

There is one thing funny about all this....THE FUCKING THREAD TITLE....I lol'ed.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That one's from when I was writing my way through college.

You'll be happy to know that little diddy is still being copied on bathroom walls in run-down rest stops all across the state of Michigan.

 

[pixburgher66]

They cut out the Konstantinov joke...must've been pretty bad.

 

[esls79]

As bad as the Wings one was, the Sharks one was pretty decent. (written by a Kings blogger with Doughty jokes included)

 

[elocomotive]

God...and I thought the guy who hosted the Hookies was unfunny. This article makes that guy look like Billy fucking Crystal.

 

[Vadered]

I liked the crack at Lidstrom staying in Detroit upping the unemployment rate, but that was pretty much it.