Its Friday And OU SUCKS!!!

[FatDaddy6003]

I did this every year on CBS for the Texas Stat Fair Street Fight but since I can't!! here you go!! Everyone put your horns up and sing along!!

Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And it's goodbye to A&M.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And we'll put over one more win.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
For it's Texas that we love best.
Give'em Hell Give'em hell OU Sucks!
And it's good-bye to all the rest!

Yea Orange! Yea White!
Yea Longhorns! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Texas Fight! Texas Fight,
Yea Texas Fight!
Texas Fight! Texas Fight,
Yea Texas Fight!

The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
For it's Texas that we love best.
Give'em Hell Give'em hell OU Sucks!
And it's good-bye to all the rest!

 

[outofyourmind]

**yawn**

 

[Wheat]

I've been working on the railroadAll the live-long day.I've been working on the railroadJust to pass the time away.Can't you hear the whistle blowing,Rise up so early in the morn;Can't you hear the captain shouting,"Dinah, blow your horn!"Dinah, won't you blow,Dinah, won't you blow,Dinah, won't you blow your horn?Dinah, won't you blow,Dinah, won't you blow,Dinah, won't you blow your horn?Someone's in the kitchen with DinahSomeone's in the kitchen I knowSomeone's in the kitchen with DinahStrummin' on the old banjo!Singin' fee, fie, fiddly-i-oFee, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-oFee, fie, fiddly-i-oStrummin' on the old banjo.Someone's makin' love to DinahSomeone's making love I know.Someone's making love to Dinah'Cause I can't hear the old banjo

 

[KansasSooner]

Texas Bites!

 

[WhiteMamba]

 

[Sox33OSU]

Texas is going to get destroyed

 

[FatDaddy6003]

keep the jokes up and when Texas wins it will make it that much more sweet!!

oh and its now 10:13am and OU still sucks!!

 

[KansasSooner]

In about 25 hours Texas fans will start to head for the exits of the Cotton Bowl...

 

[HuskerinBig10]

Texas is the #1 wind energy state in the nation.

Now, Texas is not large enough to generate wind and make it go out of the state. So, Mother Nature generates the wind and pushes it into the State of Texas.

A high pressure is always seeking the lowest pressure areas to reduce pressure. Typically called the Ideal Gas Law.

In order for the Texas Wind Farms, which are the largest in the nation, to generate energy they must bring in air from neighboring states.

Most people know that a vacuum sucks. In order for a vacuum to bring up dirt, it must create a low pressure system inside to cause the air flow to bring in junk from outside, commonly called sucking up dirt.

By applying logic
A vacuum uses a low pressure system to suck
A Wind Farm uses a low pressure system to make energy
A wind farm is the same as a vacuum because they both use a low pressure system
Texas is the largest wind farm state
Texas is the largest wind farm state that sucks

 

[HuskerOC]

1. Texas fan
2. Cartman avatar
3. Pathetic mother/wife/sister fucking joke in bio.
4. This thread

Time to hit the reset button.

 

[Red_Alert]

"It's Friday and" the OP just gave me a disney flashback.

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

I did this every year on CBS for the Texas Stat Fair Street Fight but since I can't!! here you go!! Everyone put your horns up and sing along!!

Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And it's goodbye to A&M.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And we'll put over one more win.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
For it's Texas that we love best.
Give'em Hell Give'em hell OU Sucks!
And it's good-bye to all the rest!

Yea Orange! Yea White!
Yea Longhorns! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Texas Fight! Texas Fight,
Yea Texas Fight!
Texas Fight! Texas Fight,
Yea Texas Fight!

The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
For it's Texas that we love best.
Give'em Hell Give'em hell OU Sucks!
And it's good-bye to all the rest!

 

[Wheat]

 

[TexasMan]

:rollseyes:

 

[24seven]

I can't really post a picture of a gaping anus, but wouldn't it look kind of like this...?

Just saying.

 

[occupant]

K E E P

C A L M

AND

F U C K

T E X A S​

 

[Wishbone]

Texas is the #1 wind energy state in the nation.

Now, Texas is not large enough to generate wind and make it go out of the state. So, Mother Nature generates the wind and pushes it into the State of Texas.

A high pressure is always seeking the lowest pressure areas to reduce pressure. Typically called the Ideal Gas Law.

In order for the Texas Wind Farms, which are the largest in the nation, to generate energy they must bring in air from neighboring states.

Most people know that a vacuum sucks. In order for a vacuum to bring up dirt, it must create a low pressure system inside to cause the air flow to bring in junk from outside, commonly called sucking up dirt.

By applying logic
A vacuum uses a low pressure system to suck
A Wind Farm uses a low pressure system to make energy
A wind farm is the same as a vacuum because they both use a low pressure system
Texas is the largest wind farm state
Texas is the largest wind farm state that sucks

It's why its so windy in Oklahoma. Because Kansas blows and Texas sucks.

 

[LvilleSooner]

Mamba - you've out done yourself with that one.

 

[FatDaddy6003]

1. Texas fan
2. Cartman avatar
3. Pathetic mother/wife/sister fucking joke in bio.
4. This thread

Time to hit the reset button.

1. Nebraska fan
2. doesnt understand the avatar joke
3. got me on the bio joke...
4. still butt hurt about Texas beating Nebraska in one of our worst year!!

 

[Hook'Em0608]

I'm 99 percent sure Mamba stole that from some aggy. They've been calling us uterus for years for a couple reason, one of which, is that graphic. Pretty funny though I admit.

P.S. Fuck Oklahoma and their sister lovin', trailer park livin', meth usin' ways.