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Indy falls down a flight of stairs and his life alert button didn't work
The end
Haha. I don't even remember making this comment..
Was I right?
Indy falls down a flight of stairs and his life alert button didn't work
The end
I've saw rumors that there are a few potential endings but that one of them is really REALLY bad. I think most people can accept Indy dying a heroic death in this movie and that maybe he'll pass the mantle off. After Indy 4 it looked like it might be Mutt taking over the franchise which very few (if anyone) wanted. Now it appears they might try it with Brody's grand-daughter which I'm sure will have mixed reactions. But it's how they do it in one of the possible endings that would just be awful beyond belief.
Yeah, if it is going to be the last one, they should bring her back and branch into soft ****. Maybe line a bunch of hot chicks around the dial of destiny and have Indy spin the bottle.Does what's her name (German soldier chick) who dies because she moves the cup over the crest come back to life as well?
She was hot S7It back in the day!
But is Shy The Buff in it?
great!From what I've heard it's his granddaughter or some whoman that is his sidekick because Disney needs the STRONG POWERFUL female now in every one of their movies. I'm sure she'll make witty/sassy remarks to Indy while beating up everything that is in her way and saving Indy multiple times. and then it will end with a zoom in on her face or something after she saves the day ending with the music theme.
Regardless, it would probably still be better than that Crystal Skull shit. The cgi monkey scene crap might be the worst shit I've ever seen in a big budget movie!From what I've heard it's his granddaughter or some whoman that is his sidekick because Disney needs the STRONG POWERFUL female now in every one of their movies. I'm sure she'll make witty/sassy remarks to Indy while beating up everything that is in her way and saving Indy multiple times. and then it will end with a zoom in on her face or something after she saves the day ending with the music theme.
Regardless, it would probably still be better than that Crystal Skull shit. The cgi monkey scene crap might be the worst shit I've ever seen in a big budget movie!
They should have just let it be after Last Crusade.
Fair enough.Eh I doubt that. I know Kingdom Skull had it's moments... the fridge, the monkeys, the aliens... okay, I get it. But overall the story was kind of interesting and had some decent fun to it. Sure you can't survive in a fridge in a nuke or falling off a cliff on a car boat and hitting every branch - it's a fuckin' movie. You ALSO can't survive flying off a plane, let alone cliff on an inflatable raft, flying off a cliff on a tank (at least some scientists acknowledged while HIGHLY unlikely, there's SOME possibilities to the fridge scene), or jumping a mine cart 30 feet to another track.... As for Mutt's stupid scene... you're going to tell me that ridiculous job by Sean Connery going 'tuck tuck toock toock' to the birds was any less stupid? LOL, please.
South Park made a pretty good mockery of Harrison getting sexually assaulted (via The Accused and Deliverance movies lol) by Spielberg and Lucas, but it also mocked the audience for ignoring the entirety of the rest of the movie (which had some good moments) and just cherry picking the 2-3 bad things in it and saying, "THE MOVIE SUCKED OMG THE MONKEY AND FRIDGE OMOGMOFMFMOMFFFF" like that's all they released. The backlash was ridiculous.
As for the Aliens... kidding me? They did a whole fuckin' documentary for like 3 months leading up to the movie on the crystal skull... I think Dan Akroyd even chimed in and released a crystal skull vodka or something. The movie even addressed people crying like babies: "BUT.. but... Indiana Jones movies are all about religion." Responded literally in the movie with: "God's head does not look like that." "Depends who your God is." Like WTF were people expecting?
The one thing I didn't have to deal with in the movie is the PC/SJW shit that Disney is now known for which I'm sure will be 100% shoved into this one... and then TIME travel.. UGHHHHH. Time travel worked for like ONE movie, Back to the Future - which took itself not seriously at all. The rest of it is generally beyond stupid and never makes sense, and it will likely flop here as well... as they shove old scenes of Indy in with CGI'd bullshit.. before they TRY and pass the torch to the STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER (who everyone will probably hate and Disney will 'shame us')... yawn. No interest in seeing this until I literally can't find anything to watch on TV and I'm drunk.
Fair enough.
However, I personally disagree on the Crystal Skull being at all good. To me, the vast majority of it felt contrived and forced, and annoyed me at every turn.
Beyond that, I would despise ANY movie with that fucking absolutely horrible cgi vine-swinging monkey scene! I fucking hate it with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns! Words cannot express how bad I think it is. I also thought Mutt Williams was a bad character and I wished hot death on him every moment he was on screen.
Here is a video of how the concepts for Crystal Skull came about and the movie came to fruition. Basically it is George Lucas forcing bad ideas on everyone, and Spielberg folding at every turn because he really just didn't give a shit (I cannot emphasize this last point enough. Spielberg just did not care at all). Just letting Lucas do what he wants has been a problem for everything he is involved in since after The Empire Strikes Back.
Regardless, I have no expectations of the new one being any good, but I doubt it will be worse than Crystal Skull. It might be just as bad, but not worse imo.
I guess we will see!
I believe the technical term is “limited mobility scooter”Seriously?
Is Indy in a motorized go cart? LOL.
I believe the technical term is “limited mobility scooter”